I think my child

is turning into an asshole....Yep I have gone and said it..Maybe it is the lack of oxygen to my brain that has me talking this way. Or maybe it is because for the last 3 nights my little darling has been crazed and hubby and I have not gotten a good night sleep. I do not do well without sleep...period. If I do not get 8-9 hours a night I am f*ckin useless.  LDG has gone from walking herself to her crib at exactly 7:55  down and out sleeping by 8:10 to not wanting to go to bed until 10:00 and that is fighting her tooth and nail - She has gotten so stealth and agile getting out of her crib we don't even hear her until she is halfway to our bedroom...which by the way scares the shit out of us both since hubby and I border on the paranoid side. Hearing little pitter patter of feet in the middle of the night kinda has us both on edge.

What the hell are you staring at?

She has also been defiant, freaks out if you take her accessories away from her {she has been walking around everywhere  with one of my purses for the last few weeks,.....very attached..Can't blame the girl there}. Can't get her to eat unless it is the mushroom risotto from Trader Joe's and she has been super bitchy. I am freaking out because I have a feeling she is getting to that terrible 2 stage.... you know the one that I made myself believe would never happen to my child. Maybe what is making it so hard for me to accept,  is that just a week ago she was fine..it's like a light switch went off overnight. Don't get me wrong she is not horrible,  people always comment on how well behaved she is. I just have noticed more of her personality taking shape and she is definitely getting allot more independent....I told me hubby now is the  time to really bring the hammer down when it comes to the discipline when the line is crossed it is crossed and I will discipline the way I was brought up.  I sometimes I have to drill into hubby's brain because he tends to be a little "soft" ...LDG has him wrapped around her finger already. That is cool I am good being the bad cop whatever it takes too make sure my child becomes a productive and stable member of society. It is a little hard for me because I see that........Mwahhhhhh my baby is growing up.

*Side note - I am here blogging and watching Village of the Damn - Ahhh let's see people you were told during your pregnancy that the children were demon seed of some kind of alien that took over your village...you still had the children and now your bitching because they are doing evil things and killing people with their brains and evil eyes..WTF did you think was going to happen?