OK so I have been kinda grumpy the last few days because of nada zzzzzz's - between my daughter and the demon dog next door it has been a rough few days. So I think that the second installment of Bitch Slap Monday would work really well for me this lovely ass morning.
What the hell happened to the girl below?
Between the drinking, drugging and burning the candles at both ends you now at best look like a haggard Paris Hilton. What happened to that sweet young girl with the acting ability of a lion? You are 25 years old Lindsay and look to be about 54. Your teeth are rotting, your face looks bloated. You look like you have not showered in weeks and your seems to be falling out from all the dying that you do. I do not believe that no one around you has ever slapped you upside your crack head and said to you to just stop the madness. But Hollywood does have a habit of building their stars up just so they can tear them back down....Hello Britney. We should not just blame HoWood ...I believe yo mama had allot to do with your downfall. Your mom should have been there for you as a mom and not a "friend". Now my fear is that she is gunning to make your lil sister "famous" your nothing but yesterdays coat tails for her.
P.S. Your mama deserves a double bitch slap for being part of the problem and not being there for you as mother she was more concerned with her fame than your well being.
The random runneth over!
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