Friday, September 16, 2011

WTF Friday - Week Numero 5




Howdy gangaroo it is once again for my weekly WTF's. I am really beginning to look forward to Fridays it used to be for Happy Hours now I look forward to this and a glass of vino TGIF. So without further adieu here is the list:

  • Buh...Buh Kate Gosselin your 25 minutes of fame is O-V-E-R time to get a real job maybe instead of spending 20,000 on extensions (which is ridiculous it's hair} you would have saved a little bit better...Must suck now that TLC is no longer footing the tab
  • 2 Iran hikers maybe be released from prison this week. OK...... people WTF were you doing hiking on the Iran/Iraq border!!! Did you really think that you can skip your way through borders, especially that border! No offense but watch the news,  you know what is going on over there why would you even go into that area to friggin hike? You are from NOCAL we have some of the best hiking in the world stay close to home you dodo's.
  • Dear Tom Brady I know that Gisele Butthead  Bundchen has you by the B-A-L-L-S but can you please do something with that greasy mane that you call hair? it is looking kinda of nasty
  • What was I thinking when I decided to give my toddler a marshmallow and having it be OK to have her wander the house with it. Sticky madness everywhere. I had to DE marshmallow my dogs today. Ever try getting that stuff of of fur...NO BUENO
  • WTF is up with people who think and need to be perfect?  No one is perfect.  And please stop telling people you are perfect...it is super annoying and most of us want to beat ourselves with a stick to stop the pain
  • Is wrong with me and my obsession with everything Vampire? Yes I must admit even the Twilight Tween Saga's...*hanging head down in shame*
  • Dear Michaela Salahi {RHODC} you now should owe the great city of Washington the money it cost them to search for your DUMB ass when your even bigger DUMB ass husband reported you missing. Come to find out the media whore had run off with Journey guitarist Neil Schon. Fo' real or publicity stunt..knowing these 2 losers I would not put it past them if the planned the whole thing
  • Why would you allow your child to take his grubby little snot infested hand and have him man handle all the veggies in the salad bar...and then have a problem with me and another person when we ask you to please have him stop. Take responsibility for your CHILD.

25 comments:

Amy @MoMomma said...

Love HONESTY on the blog! Following from the Friday BLog Hop

CJ said...

THANK YOU! For the following...

1. Those hikers! Seriously?!? What in the hell were they thinking? For Berkeley students, they are pretty stupid. I mean, I'm sorry they got caught, but that's a chance you take when you go to another country, especially when it borders an unfriendly country. I think it's ridiculous that so many people are crying a river for these idiots. If you don't know where you are, if you don't know how close you are to hostile territory, you shouldn't be there in the first friggin' place! Argh!

2. What is wrong with people that let their children get all in other people's food? That is absolutely disgusting! I would not only mention it to the offender, but to management with the hope that maybe they'd pay closer attention and make some sort of ammends. (I'm not talking about free meal, but more like making sure that they keep an eye on the area and stop it before it even happens.) I'm also against people who carry their little dogs into grocery stores, knowing their dog has been walking all over the dirty nasty streets, getting their cute little paws all over the person's hands, then those hands touching stuff in the store. I mean, it's bad enough when they touch produce - at least we can wash fruits and veggies. But what about when they touch cans and boxes and bags of shelved items? Who washes a can of kidney beans before opening it? Not just the top, but the whole darned thing? (Yes, I'm sure there are some out there who do, but seriously, who has the time?)

Anwyay, thanks for the WTFs! I can relate to those more than the mommy stories for the most part, even though I enjoy reading those as well. I just don't have any experience with being a parent so can't relate on the same level. Happy Friday, Marina!

~Chloe

Anonymous said...

OMG! You are reading my mind. You visited me last week, and I am just getting around to visiting your blog AND I LOVE YOUR WTF FRIDAY, we are long lost sisters...yeahhhh.

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

OMG I am such a moron full of excitement. It's me, Not Winning Mom of the Year...

Ms POSH said...

Stopping by from the Friday Hops to say hello.
Have a great day!
POSH
http://poshonabudget.com/2011/09/12447.html

BrSpiritus said...

Found your Blog whilist blog hopping. Love the Vampire comment, ever hear of the Dark Hunter Series by novelist Sherrilyn Kenyon? It's paranormal romance novels with enough "manly" stuff to keep my attention lol. If you have time please check out my blog:
The Vintage Recipe Blog
Thanks, cheers!

Juli said...

Hahaha, yous funny MB! Love the marshmellow dog story - I think those doggies got a haircut cuz I know ur ass wasn't getting out the peanut butter/mayo/ice cubes to rectify the situation. Maybe you should start a new section "fun with food" just so you could have some great weekly content ;). Hugs,

Renee said...

Hopping through on the blog hop

Michael Ann said...

Been waiting all morning for WTF Friday! :-) The last one...FO SURE! That is truly disgusting. Glad you said something to her! I'm sure she was very apologetic (not!).

Susan said...

I believe that you have inspired me. May I shamelessly steal your WTF and put it on Monday's? :) Please? Found you on the bloghop and darn if I'm not following, because you are FUNNY!
Susan
http://75percenthippie.blogspot.com
http://happyhippieheart.blogspot.com

Melissa said...

Stopping by from the Alexa Drop hop!

Ciao Mama's said...

To all the beautiful ladies and gentleman who took the time to come on over and show me some love I am truly truly grateful. I am trying to find a way to response to each and everyone one of you via a new way I think it is called daquis or some shit like that. I hate not being able to do this! I appreciate the love

Idiot Mom said...

Love WTF Friday! I think I love you! And, I love your tag line, "...and the everyday struggles of a paranoid first time mom." I tell my oldest everyday that she was just an experiment. We made all of our mistakes on her, and the younger two have benefitted from our earlier mistakes:)

I look forward to next Friday - I will drink while reading:)

Renee's Joy Journey said...

Great to find you. Looking forward to reading more!!!

Dvr Dame said...

I love it! Especially the one about Kate Grossland...oops Gosselin. Where are my manners?

New follower!
http://dvrdame.blogspot.com/
Rebecca

Jen said...

Hilarious!! Can't wait for the next list.
New follower from MBC.
smalltownfarming.blogspot.com

Cyn said...

okay totally lovin' wtf friday -- i think it should be a daily thing... lol!

kate gosselin is lucifer with a bad weave and i am so glad people are finally tired of watching her pimp out her kiddos.

marshmallows and kids & dogs -- haha the visual is priceless.

and i fully agree -- if you go hiking, even on the border, of hostile territory - you are just a dumbass. the french dont even like us and you are trampsing around the middle east? eeeeesh!

happy wtf friday :) :)

KERRY said...

Love it!! You are FUNNY!!!!

Ciao Mama's said...

Kate the Demon she is awful awful awful...she was awful from the start of that show I used to watch the show at the beginning {kids are so cute except for Maddy who I guess takes from her evil mother} and she used to beat up her hubby all the time..

Mommy2¢ said...

LOLOLOL!! Y-E-S!!! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm having the best luck today finding awesome mommy blogs (and one grandpa blog) that are hilarious! Loves it! :D

Ciao Mama's said...

Oh yeah ladies this is going to be a staple in my blog. I did the first 5 weeks to see how it would go but it looks like this will be a permanent fixture on my blog baby dolls.

Maves Faves said...

It’s Friday! Woo Hoo! I’m a new follower from “Stalk/Hop Friday”. I sure would like it if you stopped by and followed me back http://mavesfaves.blogspot.com/. Enjoy your weekend.

Teresa said...

new follower here! NanaHood.com

Sarah said...

Thanks for the laugh! Love the honesty. following from the MBC -- would love to see you over at
MindfullyFrugalMom

Anonymous said...

new gfc follower from hop. please follow at http://simplyshopandsave.ca

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