WTF Friday...Week Numero 4

OK gang that week was the fastest week ever,  it  just blew by. Once again it was a stellar week in the news and a week full of crap at Casa Crazy. Hope you will enjoy a few shits and giggles with my WTF list.

• Preschools from hell. When did it become OK not to return emails and calls when trying to set appointments for a tour. You know what.... I do not want my child going to schools that have no common courtesy in this age of cell phones,text, emails and everything under the sun to communicate there are no excuses. You are just being plain rude.
• Ms.Elisabetta Cannalis the reason George Clooney dumped your ass in the first place is because you could not keep your mouth shut so stop running to the magazines and bitching about your split. I know that man is FINE but damn girl it is O-V-E-R! *around the world double snap

•  What has happened to the meaning of true "friendship" the older you get the less you need people who you do not trust completely in your life - good riddance to the garbage and to a drama free life
• The A List New York -  Logo you have been holding out on me this shit is better than the Housewives. Woot Woot
• Toddlers and Tiaras {hello excuse me TLC} you have hit a new low - Are you ok in having a toddler dress as a friggin prostitute? I do not give a shit if she was portraying Julia Roberta  - Julia Roberts still played a HOOKER in Pretty Woman - NO toddler should no what that movie is about. And you Ms. Mommy should have your friggin head examined. And no I do not watch the show don't even get me started on that subject!
• No really ....Of course I am going to pick up the diarrhea my dog just crapped on the sidewalk can you give me a minute you yuppie douche bag while I do that and try to harness my screaming toddler at the same time I only have two friggin hands.. you 87%$%$&*))()@#
• Dear Landscaping People as nice as you guys are if you butcher my bush that way one more time I will have to slash your tires - best regards pissed off home owner

• True Blood - Man this is getting to be a problem with my hubby - the eye candy is reaching ridiculousness status- I have promised hubby to keep my drool to a minimum during show BUT really.... can you blame me?

OH my

Evil Eric

Mmmmmm

•  WTF to me .....what was I thinking when I watched an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my toddler.  I guess I just could not deal with another 5 hours of Yo Gabba Gabba...... I know bad mommy.....

Happy Friday!