WTF Friday Week Numero 6

Sorry folks little tardy for the party this morning. Wow here we are again another week has gone by and before we know it we will be celebrating NYE. It was a stellar of a week and I think I was extra snarky this week {TY PMS}. So here we go

• Shauna whatever her last name is now {used to be Lorenzo Lama's main squeeze} - Mmmm let's see... besides the whoreish outfits she likes to wear in public - exhibit 1 & 2. She was seen on video tape asking her 9 year old daughter if she'd like to pose for Playboy when she grows up...POW right in the kisser how about we video tape that..

Parent Teacher conference perhaps..Yeah daughter must be real proud

Where do you find this kind of shit

Ms. Chanel must be rolling over in her grave that she is wearing her logo on her right arm

•  I watched Toy Story 3 now I think that all the toys have feelings so every time I pass my daughters stuffed animals I think they are "alive". I seriously should look into some medication

Alive...Alive... boogah boogah

• Who competes against their own daughter in a glitz pageant man you have to be one insecure ass woman to do something so shady. Why don't you take the $3,000 you spent on the UGLY dress and buy yourself some therapy - and no this was not Toddler and Tiaras
• What was I thinking when I bought my daughter this annoying ass toy - Cling, clung, dink..... f*** can't remove the battery's from this one

•  Drum roll please....mother of the year goes to the mother who gave her 7 year old a voucher for plastic surgery. 7 YEARS OLD! For boobs when she reaches the age of 18 - are you f**C**** kidding me! Great way to project your insecurities to your daughter.  Why don't you get her a college education instead you stupid cow
• Facebook why can't you leave well enough alone.  Why must you always mess with shit that is not broken
• To the mom who cut in line in front of me and thought I did not notice....Well I did I just chose not to deal with your rude ass 
• Snooki what the hell girl ....everyone knows not to drive in Italy I lived there for two years and I was scared to cross the street let alone drive a vehicle - things are different in Europe little tan mama!
• Dear Furry Monkey Numero 2 I love you to death but next time you decide to eat cat poop and come back in the house and lick my face you will get clocked in the snot...OH god I think I am going to barf...

Have a super bueno Friday!