Tuesday, July 30, 2013

God she will..........

never go away......Howdy gang....and Happy friggin Sunday......I do not know where the time is going. Monday comes up and then before I know it WHAM we are in the weekend. Many things going on everything is FaBu except for a few  minor snags that pop up unexpectedly that you need to figure out how to handle. I am sure I will let you know what they are and what will happen in the future.  Besides that it has been crazy as usual. Finally getting back into a major social whirl and catching up with some really old and great friends blast fro the past. We have also gotten to know a few other couples here in the hood and it has been awesome becasue my little GG now has a playmate her same age and the two are locked at the hips....As you all now we are home hunting and it has been a little crazy for the last few months however I have noticed that things have slowed down a bit - interest rates have gone up so I think people are not freaking out as usual...but I have said this once and I will say it again our market has always been a little more out of control than most. Today we have another round about 12 houses total to see one of them being a as is trust....which I am down for since it is in a great neighborhood. And if it is something that we decide we are going to place a bid on...it will be fun to use my creative juices to do a house to our specifications that or hire Jeff Lewis to come on over and do it for me...I wish!

So I need to bitch a little OK maybe more than a little. The other day I was at the grocery store and came to full eye level of this cover: After I almost vomited being the rag queen that I am I bought it. Now I have made more than clear on my blog that I am addicted to this shit. So as hard as I tried to resist my hand won the fight.

Friday, July 19, 2013

What strip clubs and

Toddler and Tiaras have in common. Yep that is the thought that popped in my over tired little brain last Thursday. I was so done that I decided to take a personal brain day off and just hang out at home  - no rushing anywhere, no chores {ok just a little} and just no looking at real estate not even on the damn computer. If you guys were house hunting in this area you would know why the brain needed a break...I was getting to the point that I want to stab people who even showed up at the open houses.  So what does a person do when they just want to mentally check out and not have to think??? Well we turn on TV and just zone out. But of course this day their wasn't shit on...I don't  know when  it happened or how..could be the sparkling bright ugly dresses, the Vaseline smiles or the big Texas hair...but I caught myself watching an episodes {yes plural} of Toddlers and Tiara's...I KNOW I KNOW.....Shame on me but I wanted mindless entertainment and HELLO I got it.....But as I sat there I just was kind of scary how similar certain things are: And believe me I have been to quite a few S.Clubs in my old partying my ass off days...this was before the whole it is cool to go to a strip club phase all the ladies are experiencing at the current moment. I was a trend setter and my mans friends loved me becasue I always got VIP passes for them.....

  • The announcer has a cheesy way of introducing the music and the toddler/stripper sounds the same...I am sure that they all run in the same circles....and now joining us on stage we have CANNNDYYYY...or Brandi...or Angel or Star...you get the idea...no? I mean it is so the same I get freaked out every time I catch myself staring at the show like a bad train wreck. 
  • Hair - Big, over processed platinum blond {but the mommies swear up and down it is her natural hair color} and hair extensions
  • Garish caked on make up 
  • The tackiest glittery dresses and the worst possible "talent stage" outfits- EVA"
YEP her lovely MOMMY actually thought this was OK....The worst part is mommy
thinks their was nothing wrong with this?

  • HELLO massive spray tans - cheaply done equals you turning 18 shades of orange 
  • Flippers - Fake Teeth - down the line will be changed to veneers once the dolla bills start rolling in!

  • Pixie Sticks and Mountain Dew - will later probably turn into alcohol/drug problem n the future.

  • Mommies that act more like stripper managers than actually loving and caring adults that are supposed to love you no matter what....Mmmmmm do we see some future self esteem issues developing????

  • Top Ten Stripper Names’
  • Destiny
  • Candy
  • Angel
  • Cherry
  • Raven
  • Anastasia
  • Roxy
  • Houston
  • Porsche
  • Crystal
Also included in the mix: 
Add Brittnay, Brittanie and 101 one other ways to spell Brittey with all it sounding exactly the damn same. I have seen most of the above names on Toddler and Tiaras...

I am shocked that I did this more ashamed but I could not stop.....then they brought on the drag queen judges and I was done.....I told my husband never to leave my alone with the remote control again....I think I lost about 100 brain IQ points and I have been trying to get them back since this has happened - and I am not sure if I ever will

Happy Friday!

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Mommy Bags...Is that you?

It has been awhile.....gang since my last post and for that I am truly sorry...I miss my blogging and I miss my gang of awesome friends I have made out there....sometime though life just gets in the way and as hard as you try to get all your shit done and as a truly organized freak that I am their has just been too much going on and I am finding it hard to keep up. Summer kicks the shit out of me every year but this year it's on overdrive add the daunting task of new home shopping and we have me spinning our wheels. Since we are looking at purchasing a home about 45 minutes away from were we live now it makes it hard to drive down there daily with GG's school/activity schedule during the week and packing in as many as we can see on Sunday. By the time we are done my head is spinning and I am pissed off a the world. Because we live in the area of the start ups are home prices are being banged back up again- AND that is going to be a whole other post of hell that I will put you through on another day. I just don't have the time nor the energy to deal with this shit today. So I am taking the "day off" tomorrow. Smart asses out are probably going your a SAHM why the f*ck do you need a day off. If I showed your asses what I do in a day you would rethink that whole damn statement.

I am going to take my time getting up in the am and actually enjoy my cup of tea. I want to catch up on reading some blogs and figuring out if the future is going to bright for continuing the blog. Or did my rain just TILT and I need to push refresh. Whatever the case might be I will let you know. All I know is my anxiety issues are allot less problematic when I blog......Love you all....Kisses

Feeling the love......