Friday, September 9, 2011

WTF Friday...Week Numero 4



OK gang that week was the fastest week ever,  it  just blew by. Once again it was a stellar week in the news and a week full of crap at Casa Crazy. Hope you will enjoy a few shits and giggles with my WTF list.

  • Preschools from hell. When did it become OK not to return emails and calls when trying to set appointments for a tour. You know what.... I do not want my child going to schools that have no common courtesy in this age of cell phones,text, emails and everything under the sun to communicate there are no excuses. You are just being plain rude.
  • Ms.Elisabetta Cannalis the reason George Clooney dumped your ass in the first place is because you could not keep your mouth shut so stop running to the magazines and bitching about your split. I know that man is FINE but damn girl it is O-V-E-R! *around the world double snap
  •  What has happened to the meaning of true "friendship" the older you get the less you need people who you do not trust completely in your life - good riddance to the garbage and to a drama free life
  • The A List New York -  Logo you have been holding out on me this shit is better than the Housewives. Woot Woot
  • Toddlers and Tiaras {hello excuse me TLC} you have hit a new low - Are you ok in having a toddler dress as a friggin prostitute? I do not give a shit if she was portraying Julia Roberta  - Julia Roberts still played a HOOKER in Pretty Woman - NO toddler should no what that movie is about. And you Ms. Mommy should have your friggin head examined. And no I do not watch the show don't even get me started on that subject!
  • No really ....Of course I am going to pick up the diarrhea my dog just crapped on the sidewalk can you give me a minute you yuppie douche bag while I do that and try to harness my screaming toddler at the same time I only have two friggin hands.. you 87%$%$&*))()@#
  • Dear Landscaping People as nice as you guys are if you butcher my bush that way one more time I will have to slash your tires - best regards pissed off home owner
  • True Blood - Man this is getting to be a problem with my hubby - the eye candy is reaching ridiculousness status- I have promised hubby to keep my drool to a minimum during show BUT really.... can you blame me?
OH my

Evil Eric

Mmmmmm
  •  WTF to me .....what was I thinking when I watched an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my toddler.  I guess I just could not deal with another 5 hours of Yo Gabba Gabba...... I know bad mommy.....

Happy Friday!


14 comments:

Fifi said...

ha!!totally agree on everything!! A big WTF to TLC, what were they thinking! Obviously they weren't!

And YUMMMMMM, to the hotness on TB!!! Alcide is pure hotness, he can growl at me any day! lol!

BusyB said...

haha! no worries sounds like your week flew by just as fast as mine lol! ...
my kids seen worse than buffy darn reality tv sometimes..only so many cartoons!

Leila said...

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Momma Can said...

Well, they all look about my oldest son's age. At what point is it weird to enjoy eye candy.

Anonymous said...

Great post - you made me laugh and God I needed that today. Hope you have time to stop in and say hi :)

Mommy Bags said...

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Michael Ann said...

I have come to really look forward to WTF Fridays! Please never stop!
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Kerry said...

Oooooh Eric Northman mm mm mmmmmm
(did you know Ryan aka Jason Stackhouse is an Aussie!?)

Mommy Bags said...

yep I know he is an Aussie there are some fine men down there!

Unknown said...

OMG....we have hours and hours of Yo Gabba Gabba on the DVR. What is with the kids?! They love that damn show!!!

Mommy Bags said...

I can't handle one more hour of Yo gabba gabba lol

Mama and the City said...

Well, being fair, we do not get enough eye candy on TV as men do, just sayin'

True Blood - The Wolf, Eric ....and dumb Stalkhouse, made me keep watching S4, its writing is atrocious. I just keep watching bc of Eric and Sookie LOL

PS> I almost dropped my jaw when I thought you were going to include Bill. Thank God u didn't. LOL

Mommy Bags said...

Nope not Bill he is not that cute. And you got that right we do not get enough eye candy and for once we got some baby!..lol

Nikki Monet said...

I love the idea for this post!

So with you with True Blood ...and Ive had a couple of WTF Mommy moments when my child has seen episodes of Bones and NCIS. My TV STAYS on Nick Jr. Sometimes I need just one simple moment of sanity.

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