Bad Mommy.....

OK so tell me that I am not the only damn mommy out there that feels like this....my daughter is driving me bat shit crazy today. I am over it and ready to explode that is is why instead of lashing out at her I decided to come on over and get my frustration out before I completely go Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall on her ass. Everything she is doing today is driving me f*Ck*n crazy she is wiggling around like she has got ants in her pants, she is throwing popcorn at the dogs, she is climbing all over the furniture, her little hands are coming at me in every direction and is generally being a fart. If she touches my phone one more time I am going to lose it. Between her at the howling dogs today I wan to put my head in the oven. She has a whole playroom with toys bursting at the seems but what does she want to do instead she wants to ride the dogs while shouting  Weeeeeeee Weeeee at the top her lungs.

Could it be that it is raining, dark and cold and seriously folks all I want to do today is just not do a damn thing but sit here and watch really bad TV. LDG is with me all day everyday even when I go out a do chick stuff like hair and nails. I think she is getting to me today because we have been on lock down for most of the day cuz of the shitty weather and we are not used to being at home all day. Rain and toddler do not mix well in my book I have tried it a few times and lived to regret it because she got so wet and sick.  I guess what I am trying to say is that I am really DONE today......Done!