WTF Friday Week Numero 9......

My affair with Ashton Kutcher...Bet that got your attention....Buon Giorno Belle Donne! We are once again to my favorite time of the week Friday...Friday...Friday and I hope what is becoming your favorite extra on my blog WTF Friday.....Oh yeah baby we got some good shit this week so hold on to your bloomers ladies it is going to be a bumpy ride. If you offend easily do not read on if you don't then have a good time.

• Dear Mr. Mail Carrier...are you seriously that lazy that you cannot come to my door to let me know that I have to much mail to fit in my box you are literately 10 paces away from my home and you know who I am and obvi know were I live...You are definitely not a Cliff Clavin....You suck

•  WTF Lindsay Lohan what the hell is going on with your teeth...and you such talent so wasted.....Speed kills 

•  WTF is wrong with me I watched the movie Showgirls AGAIN *putting head down on table*. This will be my 10th rodeo ride with this movie....Was I a stripper in my past life? This movie is so bad I just slapped myself *slap slap*

• Did I just see a guy riding a bike and smoking a cigarette? Fo' reals..

• Tube of hair gel + 2 dogs and a baby = Awesome just awesome enuff said

•  After the hair gel fur monkey 1 got stung by bee this will be the third time to this event - here is you Benadryl....Bahahahah...I know meanie...but I keep having to shoo her away from that damn bee bar bush....yep I am thinking the Bees are hanging out just like they do in Pixars The Bee Movie...see what kind of thoughts I am dealing with here?

• WTF ladies this is a play group not the initiation to a friggin country club will you just f*C*eN relax, take the stick out of your asses and smile once and awhile...Try welcoming new moms to the group instead of being rude assholes...remember where supposed to be in this together.

•  OK if one more person ask me what my little man's name is I am going to deck them- for f*** sakes people my daughter is wearing PINK and ballet shoes are you really that blind? And I don't know....mmmmm maybe because she doesn't look like a boy. 

• Poor Florence is going to have to get a good spring cleaning once the gang from Jersey Shore leaves...Wow

• Ewwwwww did I just see a mother take her child's diaper off and have her child pee in the street - I saw this in downtown San Francisco the other day and I am still scratching my head as to why the F she would do this THE KID had a diaper on...why?

• Jessica Simpson your a beautiful girl with a ton of money what the hell is it with the cut off shorts wearing everyday man com one time to make a change and BTW those shoes don't help the look either

•  My biggest WTF comes from a very very good friend of mine....She posted this via her FB page and I am helping her share this news. This is what we are feeding our children through some of the school lunch programs -  WTF is wrong with this picture......This qualifies as fresh fruit in the Vallejo Unified School District. This picture doesn't even show the worst of it. The fruit MUSHED in your hands when you picked it up. When the school complained to nutrition services, they were told to serve it anyway. What can we do when the people in charge say, "serve it any way"? If this disgusts you as much as it does me, please share this picture. SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE. 

 Happy Friday Friends..............