become what is "considered attractive" in the good ol' USA?
I feel like I woke up one morning and our planet was taken over by what I like to refer to as the Blonderix Zombies. It is an epidemic the overblown fish lips, the Morgan Fairchild pig nose, the over done/crispy platinum hair, bad tans, bad boobs, bad clothes oh and let's not forget way too much make up and the shaved draw them back on eye brows which I totally do not get. Why would you shave them off to have to draw them back on....man I hope you don't have to do that when your hungover because that would just suck.
Did a space ship land when I was not looking and dump these creatures onto our already fragile planet? I mean....I have NO problem with folks getting a little nip n tuck here in there, whatever tickles your pickle...but in some of these cases the shit has gone completely insane. I mean can you honestly look at some of these pics and tell me that they don't look like some kind of alien circus freaks? I couldn't even begin to guess you how old these women are because they massacred their faces so bad it is hard to tell if they are still human. I bet some of them were just fine before they decided to do this in order to improve their looks?
What gets me is these women think they look good and because of this many women out there think this is the norm to what the male species think is attractive, in turn women as young as 18 are beginning to dabble in plastic surgery which in turn could have you end up looking like Ms. Heidi "I am not to bright" Montag. Who has said time and time again she has regretted the work she has had done. Why put yourself through this much pain and torture in order for vanity?
I really would have liked to be around when these {below}ladies were at the top. So naturally beautiful not manufactured, classy and not trashy.
Grace Kelly |
Raquel Welch |
Sophia Loren |
Bridgette Bardot |
Damn what a shame.
18 comments:
bri & i were just talking about this same thing the other night. i saw a photo of lindsey lohan & drug/booze/teeth problems aside -- the bleached hair, the fake tan, the fake lips -- ew ew ew! what happened to that young beautiful redhead that was compared to ann margaret? that girl was stunning! whoever convinced women they should willingly make themselves look like this needs to be hung by his balls -- cause you know it was a dude! and even if this was remotely attractive -- why would ANYONE wanna be the cookie cutter image of someone else?!?!?!
The lip thing skeeves me out, Fake boobs don't jiggle, I like a little jiggle, The eye brow thing-WTF-
I'm with you. Leave it alone ladies. Sexy is all in the additude.....Well mostly in the additude....additude is important...additude and a smoking hot bod!
Cranky Old Man
Cranky you said it! It is all in the attitude
Cyn I know Lindsay used to be so beautiful she ruined herself. What is this need to destroy what God gave you?
Unfortunately, the truly natural beautiful woman in endangered in LA. Heidi was a pretty girl before she had the work done. It was unneccesary.
I'm a fan of classic and timeless. I wear makeup everyday (mostly), but it's not over done. According to my husband, me with makeup and me without makeup looks the same.
great post and the bottom women are Timeless beauties the above women MY gawd no wonder were in a recession lol
Goddamn you. It's like you get in my brain and scoop everything out but then present way more creative and funny than I ever could. I'm linking your blog on my Facebook. Because unlike my blog, people actually read my Facebook.....
Amen. A-M-E-N.
The lips on that last girl are atrocious. Really really weird. I don't understand it either. Like Linsay Lohan, you know who used to be natural girl pretty? Nicole Kidman. Now she's all fakey and blonde. Don't know what Keith sees in her....
I think we might be long lost relatives? You say what is in my head, I even use my own "voice" when I read your posts because I would almost say it the way you do. Are you scared yet?
That last pic is actually an Australian!!! She's a wannabe popstar turned terrible actress!! I agree with MA on Nicole's latest lips/looks - gross!! I love all those timeless beauties, boy have times changed...they'd be shocked to see the women today!!!
I adore you MB Darling... we're SOooo on the same page... xoxo
P.S. Glad you're feeling better...
The lips, OMG! So disgusting!
that first picture frighten me i've seen drag queens who look much more stunning. i'll take the classic beauty any day
Oh gosh darn...my side's hurting. I'm def. following you!
Hilarious post! New follower her from the New Year's blog hop
thanks for doing the blog hop! and can i just ask why we arent blogging BFFs? i love this post!
What an insightful post!
So happy to be following from the New Year New Follows Blog Hop. Hope to see you around the bloggy world soon!
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