Friday, August 10, 2012

Things that PISS me....

off. So has as you all can tell from my blog I really don't mince words or whatever the f*ck the saying is...I am pretty blunt, I don't bring on the fake, what you see is what you get and I have said before I am too old to really give a shit anymore. To say the least I am pretty straight forward.....So instead of my usual WTF Friday post this week I have decided to place a bunch of shit that has pissed me off in the last week {and then some}. Because I tell you there have been many...For some reason when the temperatures soar so does the level of stupidity, inconsideration  and just plain what the f*ck were you thinking when you decided to leave the house this morning. Hopefully if I vent here I won't go off on my poor husband on some of the shit I witnessed throughout the day. If you don not like the F word this is not a post for you.


  • Some women bitch on a daily basis how we no longer have gentlemeny*I know it's not an actual word* men in our world{I happen to agree} so when a man actually is kind enough to open/leave door open for you while your entering store/supermarket/post whatever please make sure you thank them. I have seen women walk right through without even a nod in my husbands direction when he does this {which is all the time}.  Say f*ckin thank you ........Cows.....
  • Get OFF your f*ckin cell phones when you are at a register in whatever kind of store your in. I HATE HATE people who do this. Who the hell do you think you are? Be nice enough to acknowledge the person on the other side of the counter. 
  • People who are obviously NOT handicapped and park in the handicapped parking...yes you deserved that $300.00 ticket DOUCHYBAG
  • I swear to god this is fo reals....People who go to the dollar store than ask the clerk how much something is. YES I know...it f*ckin happend..today....and I.almost. lost.my. shit
  • Whole Foods- Guys I love your organic meats and veggies and all the fun stuff you carry but DAMN people can you guys smile once in awhile? Juuuuust a little bit...No.... It would really make it a more pleasant shopping experience if you showed some interest in customer service some of you guys just suck@ss
  • Stick up the butt mom who brought her newborn to the friggin jumpy house then has the nuts to come over to my table to tell me to keep it down because our table was being loud. To that I answered I am going to move my shit on the other side is that quite enough for you? Which for me that was being nice my friends actually think I have come a long way...This is a jumpy house play area with a shit load of toddlers if you want your newborn to sleep go to the library. 
  • MOTHERS who bring their damn SICK kids to school when they know their kid is SICK. Keep your children home when they are SICK dammit! How hard is that to do!!!!!!!! Now we have another little virus floating around and I swear to GOD if my kid gets sick for our trip this week I am coming to find you.
  • UPS Dude I have a HUGE note written on RED paper attached to my door that states DO not ring/doorbell and knock on door toddler napping {I have two big dogs that bark when they hear anything in turn waking up toddler from much needed nap}and what does said UPS man do.....Rings the f*ckin door bell. When I opened the door and he saw the death ray expression on my face he knew he f*cked up!
  • Future assholes of America who do not respect our elders.....little punks.......Some kids are growing up without any manners it is embarrassing as a society that we SUCK so bad. 
  • LIARS and people who pretend their something that they are not...Keep it real people because we can smell the funk!

Little angry for a Friday...yep but I need somewhere to vent and this is the place. I m going to have  a glass of wine because I just can't figure some people out anymore. 

Peace......



10 comments:

Bev said...

hi, i'm following the friday blog hop. i would love for you to visit my blog and follow it if you like it.

http://www.blackinkpaperie.blogspot.com

thanks
new follower bev

Caffeinated OC Mommy said...

Were you visiting the south side of Cal this past week Darling? I think I ran into EVERY ONE of those BAAAAAAAAD Mommys, except the stupid UPS guy, but I've had that happen before... duh... Hugs my Dear and my Cup is Up! to you! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Caffeinated OC Mommy said...

P.S. Bev up above two spots MUST be new to Bloggyland... she didn't even flinch when asking for a follow... lol xoxo

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

It's probably a good thing you vented here and not to your hubby, he would get an ear full that's for sure. The talking on the cell phone when checking out drives me crazy, its so RUDE! I can't stand it! And yes I can't stand when peeps bring their babies places and then look around like WTF when things get loud. Hopefully your saturdaY is going better....hey aren't you going somewhere this weekend? Enjoy!!!!

Katie Norris said...

YES to everything!!! Especially whole foods!!

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

After reading this I just have to tell you again how much I love you. I love when you're on a rampage.

ApplePie said...

I followed you and I just started a blog, it's dutch. But you could use translate of course. Following me would mean alot!
http://likearolemodel.blogspot.com

Mommy Does Everything said...

Me and any delivery guy do not get along for the same reason !!! I am gonna start writing on the note RING THE BELL and WAKE the toddler I Will let the barking pittbull loose lmao see if that works !

Ronni said...

YES!

Sometimes, we'll be chatting with friends or neighbors and Adam just STARES at his phone even though he initiated the conversation. I've reached over and taken it away from him and he lets me because he KNOWS BETTER.

I also hate if I am visiting someone and the phone rings and they answer it. HELLO, I am RIGHT HERE. The person on the phone? Unless it's an emergency? They can and should wait.

Susan said...

That is awesome!!!! I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are the bee's knees. I have to agree with "Not Winning Mom of the Year". Your rampages are awe inspiring.

Oh poor Bev. Maybe she'll get a clue. As for Apple Pie, Does Google automatically translate or do you have to put it into Google translate. These are the things that I think about when I don't sleep.

I don't have a Whole Foods here. Sigh. I miss Whole Foods. However, my local co-op must have some ex-employees of Whole Foods because they do not smile. Ever. If someone is paying 3 gabillion dollars for vegan cheese, they should get a smile. I have, however, had many eyebrow raises. ;)

Feeling the love......