Saturday, October 22, 2011

I think my child

is turning into an asshole....Yep I have gone and said it..Maybe it is the lack of oxygen to my brain that has me talking this way. Or maybe it is because for the last 3 nights my little darling has been crazed and hubby and I have not gotten a good night sleep. I do not do well without sleep...period. If I do not get 8-9 hours a night I am f*ckin useless.  LDG has gone from walking herself to her crib at exactly 7:55  down and out sleeping by 8:10 to not wanting to go to bed until 10:00 and that is fighting her tooth and nail - She has gotten so stealth and agile getting out of her crib we don't even hear her until she is halfway to our bedroom...which by the way scares the shit out of us both since hubby and I border on the paranoid side. Hearing little pitter patter of feet in the middle of the night kinda has us both on edge.


What the hell are you staring at?
She has also been defiant, freaks out if you take her accessories away from her {she has been walking around everywhere  with one of my purses for the last few weeks,.....very attached..Can't blame the girl there}. Can't get her to eat unless it is the mushroom risotto from Trader Joe's and she has been super bitchy. I am freaking out because I have a feeling she is getting to that terrible 2 stage.... you know the one that I made myself believe would never happen to my child. Maybe what is making it so hard for me to accept,  is that just a week ago she was fine..it's like a light switch went off overnight. Don't get me wrong she is not horrible,  people always comment on how well behaved she is. I just have noticed more of her personality taking shape and she is definitely getting allot more independent....I told me hubby now is the  time to really bring the hammer down when it comes to the discipline when the line is crossed it is crossed and I will discipline the way I was brought up.  I sometimes I have to drill into hubby's brain because he tends to be a little "soft" ...LDG has him wrapped around her finger already. That is cool I am good being the bad cop whatever it takes too make sure my child becomes a productive and stable member of society. It is a little hard for me because I see that........Mwahhhhhh my baby is growing up.

*Side note - I am here blogging and watching Village of the Damn - Ahhh let's see people you were told during your pregnancy that the children were demon seed of some kind of alien that took over your village...you still had the children and now your bitching because they are doing evil things and killing people with their brains and evil eyes..WTF did you think was going to happen?

15 comments:

Unknown said...

OMG! This is EPIC!!! I love it...

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joeh said...

They outgrow the terrible twos...then they get worse. If you do a really good job they are great at about 30! One tip, don't ask them tell them.
Do you want to go to bed? NO
Time to go to bed. BETTER
You are going to bed now. BEST
Good Luck..now you know why I am a

Cranky Old Man

Anonymous said...

Great advice from Joe. I hear the moms at preschool often say, "ok?" after they tell their child to do something. That makes it a choice. "Do you understand me?" is a better thing to ask. Anyhow, you sound like you are no pushover so that advice is probably not necessary. She sounds like a strong-willed child! Which in the end, is a very good thing. She will be a leader!

Michael Ann said...

Oops! It's me, Michael Ann who wrote that! I guess I hit "comment" too soon.

Unknown said...

I think its more like the terrible 3's. With my oldest it got worse before it got better...sorry. Maybe you will have better luck:)

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

Bags, looks like our kids may be related

Nellie @ Brooklyn Active Mama said...

Man, my kid is a jerk too. Sometimes he does the sweetest things. sometimes, he is mean as hell.

Theresa said...

damn i think my girl is turning into an asshole to, all of a sudden shes doin the same thing you are talking about and i call her a monster i will not tolerate it shes biting and throwing fits. well Im blaming and this is my story and im stickin to it lol : i had a playdate with my friend last weekend and her kid hit my kid i think i blogged about this and ever since then... caity has been a little shit head. i told my husband see bad influences!!!! and my friend hasnt contacted me since..

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sara said...

My son is starting to be a lil monster too this week. I told my husband yesterday I know he is only three but he is so unappreciated of all I do for him. He is too spoiled.

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Lady Goo Goo Gaga said...

I am a fan of Anyone who calls their kid an asshole!!!

Mommy2¢ said...

Welcome to the world of having a girl!

Kerry said...

Haha you crack me up!! You do see what's happening here don't you? She is preparing herself for the role of female in life where within the space of a week we can all snap and act all crazy like lol
Wait til she's 'hormonal' better start looking into alternative living arrangements now ;)

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