Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hurrayfriggin Tuesday and yes.....

Super fun day mommy!
I am being sarcastic. This morning has been hell the below is what has happened so far this morning/early afternoon:
  • Got woken up at 5:30 hubby tells me our fur monkey number 1 got stung by a bee...Oh geeze!
  • Run downstairs while peeling crusty's {is that even a word} from my eyes so I can slam a Benedryl down fur monkey #1 so she does not blow up like a       balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! This is not our first rodeo with a bee sting.
  • Mother %88&55$@#$ trip on stupid ass toy on stairs and almost break a leg
  • Drug my dog and watch her for an hour to make sure her face is not swelling
  • Laughing with not at fur monkey #1 when she walks in wall because she is stoned from Benedryl
  • LDG wakes up and she is in a super ass foul mood - hurray 
  • Get to gym....LuluLemon wearing dame in BMW takes my parking spot  - she then promptly gets one finger salute from bad mommy.     
  • Elliptical machines are all packed I am stuck on stupid bike....Positive note I am once again working out next to Celebrity Chef Tyler Florence {drool}-This is twice now...and NO I am not stalking him he just happens to work out at same gym and I never notice until I am busting out some sweat that he is right next to me.....
Chef a Stud 

  • LDG haircut just check out pic at start of blog it will explain all
  • Pediatrician 19 month visit LDG gets hit with 2 shots...and let the crying games begin
  • Chocolate protein drink busted in diaper bag - couldn't been vanilla...of course not!
  • Just paid a total of 60.00 for 2 pieces of fish am I insane?
  • Pull out of parking spot run over glass bottle..keeping fingers crossed tire is OK
Finally got home...LDG passed out from the shots, fur monkey #1 is all ok and mommy needs a nap and a glass of wine!
Fur Monkey #1 - I am so soooo high


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Raven said...

I hate "does" types of days. The good thing is tomorrow can be the total opposite of today. Yesterday I had that type of day. Today I woke up and felt great. I wish you a better today tomorrow. Maybe the next time you "stalk" I mean exercise next to the chef. You can ask him for a recipe. lol

Thanks for taking the time to come by and comment. I'm following you back!

Elana said...

I've seen Tyler Florence recently too-twice at SFO! Hope your tomorrow is way more chill.

Ciao Mama's said...

Thanks for the hugs ladies....

Jen@Mom's Online Garage Sale said...

OMG you are too funny! I know I can't wait until the kids are back in school so the lunacy will stop.

Thanks for joining us on I ♥ Blogging Hop I am now your newest follower. Have a great week!!

Sean Marie said...

Hi there, new follower! :)

Sounds like one hell of a day! Is that your hubby?! He is so handsome! Your baby is so cute! What a nice little family.

Life,Twins,DramaQueen said...


New follower from the blog hop please come follow me back :)

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