Friday, August 19, 2011

WTF Friday.....


OK if you have been reading my posts/blog you know that I am not one to mince words and I am pretty blunt. So this Friday and maybe for the next few Fridays I will be doing WTF posts. If you would like to add something that bugs you or something you have seen that makes you go mmmmmm place it in my comment section. It will be interesting to see what erks other peeps out in blogger land. Below are the rant and raving of a mommy who has not slept for 2 days 3 days!


  • When I say I do not want to do a play date this week because my child is a drooling, crying, teething mess and mommy is a b**** on wheels because she has had no sleep....respect my wishes and don't hang up the phone on me because it was not what you wanted to hear....Yeah uh-huh.....this actually happened!

  • OK someone needs to put a warning on the damn boxes of any type of toaster strudel/popt tart{I don't usually make this kind of thing for bkfast} but a teething baby required drastic measures. I burnt the crap out of my hand-  the oozing glaze captured my fingers and would not let go...it hurt so friggin bad.....

  • Are you serious Abercrombie & Fitch.... really.......did you think that little Jersey Shore publicity stunt was going to work in your favor{stocks down 9%}. As "doucheylisciouse" the peeps of Jersey Shore are you they are still people and who the F*** are you to tell peeps were they can shop....I call discrimination something this company is very familiar with....Oh by the way you sell cheap TSHIRTS and Jeans...you are not Gucci, Chanel, Dior you know..... real designers so get over yourselves.
  • Kat Von D and Jesse James engagement back on....nuf' said
  • Teething why must these go in spurts wouldn't it be more efficient to have them come all at once?

  • Vampire arrest sparks discussion on pop culture - so this guy in Houston breaks into a woman's house and tries to suck her blood of course this sparked the stupid debate on how vampire books have an impact on our culture...listen the twilight "tween novels" did not make this guy go NUTS he was nuts in the first place. It is the same BS they tried to spin with horror  movies in the late 70's early 80's. When your nuts your nuts..listening to a certain type of music, watching a certain type of movie or reading vampire novels {if your a normal person} does not make you want to go suck someone neck for blood.  When your a loon bag it does...Capiche?

  • Baby sitter in Florida was charged with child neglect after being accused of allowing an infant to ride in the bed of a pick up truck in a stroller....Ohhh this is the kicker.... get this one when she was arrested she did not know why having a baby in the back of a truck in a stroller was wrong{the baby 8 months}. If you were taking care of my child and you did this I would have had to slap the stupid out of her!


  • Why or why do I love thy so much Jersey Shore......

13 comments:

Elana said...

Um, I keep going on the playdates and my kid is a teething, droo1ing, whining mess. I feel like I'm doing a public service to make my friends feel better about their own kids.

Hope she sleep tonight!

Rose said...

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Thanks and KIT!

Kim said...

Hi! I was shaking my head in agreement as I read down this list, so funny! Thanks for stopping by and following my blog! I am your newest follower and cannot wait to read more!

KERRY said...

Hi!! 100th follower, happy to round your blog up to a 3 digit number!! Oh I had to smile at the poptart situation , loved this WTF post, keep 'em coming lol
Thanks for visiting my blog and becoming a friend :)

Ciao Mama's said...

Hello Kerry,
Thanks for rounding me up to a cooool 100 and visiting the sight.
Happy Friday!

the Mrs. said...

Omg my little one is going through the same teething spurts! I was just trying to explain to Co-worker Bestie why I've been the office beeyach all week...all I want is a solid 6 (not even) 8 hrs of sleep! Good luck mama!

Lioness said...

I am happy play dates aren't a major detail in Jamaica. That would have pissed me off. I can just imagine how you felt.

I totally agree with the vampire comments. I am totally into science fiction but that does not mean i am going to do some crazy shit.

I really enjoyed this post. I hope you are able to get some sleep.

LIONESS

Sheri said...

I agree with all your list but that baby/stroller comment is a true WTF moment. Stupid people should stay out of the gene pool!

Nekky said...

You are so hilarious. Thanks for linking up in weekend blog hop. Following you.

Ciao Mama's said...

I know ladies...right some people should just not watch or reproduce kids....

Monica said...

hahaha....you are hilarious and i'll be visiting often to see what you're up to!!
Thanks for the follow and I'm now following back!

Monica
http://oldermommystillyummy.blogspot.com/

Kristy said...

Hi! New follower here form the weekend hop please follow me here http://kristy-s-place.blogspot.com/

joeh said...

I disagree with your Vampire rant.
I never fucking cursed until I started reading your fucking posts.
You should be censored!!

Cranky Old Man

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