Ahhhhh.....Last

night I woke up in a pool of sweat. It was the scariest thing I have ever dreamt of ever. Of all things to dream about I dream that I was in a Keeping up with the Kardashians episode. I KNOW super scary...right???
WTF..... how does that happen. Mmmmmm...let me see could it be that we have had to hear about this stupid Kim K. wedding for the last 6 months. It is everywhere!  I mean this is NOT the royal wedding as much as the Kardi K wants it to be,  it is not and you peeps are definitely not royalty. The guy she is marrying...Chris Humpfries you know what I hear when I look at him "Duuuuuhhhhhh". I mean does he speak, I have not heard him utter a word since this circus came to town.

I give the marriage a total of 2 years {a group of us have already started a pool}.  I hope it lasts longer, but I just do not see it happening. I have watched a few episodes of the show but I have not been a strong follower. I really do love Khloe and her man Lamar. Cannot stand the "little annoying one" Kourtney and her super douche bag boy toy Scott. Kim is just "vacant"  - besides her beautiful face and her butt there is nothing much to her. I feel bad for Bruce who has to deal with all this crap because Kris J. looks like a ball buster. I have promised myself not to watch anymore entertainment news before retiring for the evening. I never ever want to feel that lost again......

*Side note - This am when I was writing this post the reality show "Most Eligible Dallas" came on {my TV  lives on the Bravo channel...sorry}.  This is a warning,  if you care at all for your brain cells do not watch this show. I have never seen a "douchier" more brain dead group of people in my life. Do people {and I use the term people loosely} actually exist?  Completely useless in every sense of the word....


Cheers!