Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Breath...Breath....Wusa


Who meeee?


Why is it that a toddler has the massive knack to hide something of yours that is impossible to friggin find? What gives them the ability to take one of your most prized possession. In my case -  my only link to the outside world where I can speak to complete sentence forming human? And why or why does she hide my phone when I have the mute on so there is not way in hell I can call myself on the land line, follow the ring and BOOYAH there is my phone.....No.... oh.... No it could not be that easy.  To make matters even more interesting my land line receiver for the main floor has been MIA for the last month. We do not know were my little hoodlum in a dress hid the damn thing. I thought at this point I would have located it,  but my little one has a talent for hiding items and then looking at me with the "surprise" face when mama loses her shit.....!!!!!   Honey...do you wanna send mama to the loony bin???....white is not her best shade and I don't think a straight jacket would do anything for her figure....

I started this morning playing if I was a phone were would I be....while my little one followed me around the house with the annoying chorus of   "Mommy, mommy, mom, mom, ma, ma mommy"
Shoot me now..... After 2 hours of searching I finally  located my precious bundle of sweetness in all places my  baking drawer,  behind the whole wheat flour. Don't know how it got in there...don't care.....I have found it and I am happy.

Virus Day 6 - She is smiling and not drooling as much so it looks like she is feeling better....Does not want any solid food yet going to try a fresh blueberry smoothie this afternoon. My little one is looking a little thin...

Reality Crap Show I watched last night - Millionaire Matchmaker - Oh Patti you slay me and damn she is looking great - she is 50!

7 comments:

the Mrs. said...

Oh boy...the worst is when they hide your car keys! I learned my lesson and try and keep them high off the ground. lol

Ciao Mama's said...

Totally...that is my ultimate nightmare!

Sheri said...

Glad you found it and in one piece...I always check the toilet bowl first, get the worst over with.

Ciao Mama's said...

Sheri if it was in the toilet I would have totally lost it this will be my third phone this year....My little one decided to slam dunk my other one in the dogs water bowls...Yeah

Ciao Mama's said...

Sheri if it was in the toilet I would have totally lost it this will be my third phone this year....My little one decided to slam dunk my other one in the dogs water bowls...Yeah

Ola said...

I seriously HAD to smile when I read this. I remember those days! Mine was alwasy either in the toilet orrrrr the refrigerator, every time! I'm glad you found it in one piece!!!

Thank you so much for the follow, I wanted to swing by & share the love!!! Can't wait to read more!

~Ola
iluv2save.blogspot.com

Ciao Mama's said...

Ola thanks so much for coming by and sharing a little craziness with me.

Feeling the love......