Fast forward to present time ~ F*ck if I didn't just get slammed with the your shit out of luck your wrong again stick! And this one hurt like a sombitch'. Below is the current collection of stalker dolls that are staring at me on a daily basis. If they had voices this is what I would be hearing "Nah nah nah naaaana we got your daughter think we couldn't do it. You can't hide from us we are EVERYWHERE" . I know that sounds kind of kooky but I am a kook.
My daughter likes to line them up in a very OCD American Psycho kind of way - when she starts to line the floor with a clear plastic shower curtain - time to start worrying! I have of course re named them to suit my twisted little mind - left to right Xanax Beauty Pageant Barbie, Stumpy Barbie, Girls gone wild Barbie and Botox Chef Barbie.
|The newest additions to the famiglia Pet Vet Barbie|
|This one was from Grandpa "Nonno" it is Fashionista Barbie|
I see no Chanel here so I have renamed her Stripper Barbie
After thought...Holy shit am I going to feel this way about Disney Princesses soon...Oh God no please say it isn't so! ◦