WTF Friday......

Howdy ho little ladies and guys.  Once again we find ourselves completing a really hectic week and wondering were the hell time goes. This weekend is my second mothers' day and looking forward to it. The only thing I asked for this year {because I have already kind of purchased the Michael Kors bag I wanted...shit I suck} is for me to be able to take one shower without my dear little GG. I want to be able to shave my legs without fear of falling or cutting my toddler. That's not asking for allot right?  Happy Friday my awesome blogger friends.

• Can someone tell me WTF is up with celebrity couples that are renewing their marriage vows after being married a WHOLE friggin year. Really...shit that honor should be left to the couples that actually make it past 15 years. 

• Bristol Palin you need to know when to STFU - Everyone is entiled to their opinion however you are not one to talk. You had a child out of wedlock and based on your "religious" beliefs that is a big No-No. Also last I checked the dear farther of your beautiful child is not in his life at all. So you have no right to state what makes a good parent home and what does not. I know plenty of awesome people who come from single family and same sex parent homes.Oh and I hear your also "living in sin" you moved in with another dude and will be filming a reality show for Lifetime based on what you said this is going to be a "trial" marriage? Wow girl you need to check yourself how nontraditional can you get? Below is a bit of the comment.......HeLLo I am in the year 2012 right?

Your bullshit comment : 

“We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.”

Yeah cuz this union really worked out for you is this what you consider stable?

• You know your getting old is when they start using your old heavy metal tunes{oh Ozzy} for car commercials. Yikes 
• You don't like Howard Stern don't watch the f*ckin show. All you are doing is giving the network some easy breezy free publicity. No Howard is not for everyone but you know what you either love him or hate him. And if you hate him their is this new awesome little thing that comes with your TV that is called a remote...change the damn channel. 

• Dear Tom Brady I get that your are married to a ridiculously hot supermodel {annoying as f*ck} but hot. I am wondering when you  handed off your balls and gave them to your wife? Was she the one that actually made you believe you looked good with this gel like contraption on your head.  It looks like you stuck your head in a jar of  petroleum jelly.  

• Why is that people you do not wanna see naked are the ones that are the first to take of their clothes?

• Ice Bra - WTF? Just released in Japan a bra that contains built in ice packs. So does that mean you can keep your nipples erectly cool while also keeping your beer nice and cold....The shit that people come up with is beyond me......

• OK I know this one has been neat to death this week. But really you bring your 6 year old to a tanning salon. I mean does this woman not get the whole skin cancer thing. And who the f8ck brings their 5 year old tanning?  This woman needs some major help and therapy....And no I am not jealous you leathery cow. How can this person look in the mirror and thinks this looks good?