Things I said I would never.....

do that I now have found myself friggin doing......I never thought I would

• Wear ballet or any type of flats not in a million f*ckin years. I walked, ran and lived in 4 inch heels. After GG was born my fat feet could not get back into my diva heels. Once I got my feet back with the amount of walking and lets face it comfort I have not gotten back into the swing of things with my heels. With Gia running her ass off now I do not see high heels in my daily grind anymore. Thank god that there are so many cute options so I don't have to look not cute. I still bust out my bitch heels but not as often as I would like. 

• That I would actually co exist with a cat. Before our little Mia passed on. I told myself that I would never ever live with a eww gross cat {sorry cat people}. I threatened many cats whispering into their ears that they would make a nice purse. After I had the pleasure of hanging out with my husbands cat my feelings for the little shit started to change. She was an awesome cat and I still miss her annoying meows and kitty throw up welcome homes. 

Meow bitches 

• Never ever drive below 65...hello when did I become grandma driving bitch. Any time that I have GG in the car I am so super cautious I scare myself. I pay attention to anything going on the road. Just a few years ago I could apply lip gloss, light a cig, change the radio station and drive all at the same time.

 

• Never watch reality TV - yeah that one worked out real well for me *thumbs up*
• Never thought I would own a dog that was not a bull mastiff or a rottweiler. Hell how the f*ck did I end up with two golden retrievers? They rock BTW and the big one is vicious so I get the best of both worlds. Protective and cute.

You wanna piece of me?

• Use my own spit to clean GG's face...Yeah I am still grossed out by that one
• Going to the bathroom with an audience....Toddler and two dogs giving me the same look as the pic above. I have not been able to go to the bathroom by myself since GG turned 11 months and started walking. 
• Get married again...after the first round rodeo I was put off by the whole matrimony thing but then I found my one true love and we did...we just waited and took our sweet ass time
• Not working to become a SAHM. I was a go, go , go work girl. I wonder sometimes what the hell happened?
• Wear work out gear - and actually work out in it
• Never not flip the pages while reading a book now I download my books on a nook *shame on me*. I miss the smell of books

• Smell my child's butt in public. Come on you know you have done it to!

• Drive an SUV glorified mini van 

My lovely boat which I adore fits 7 peeps and rocks
I get stopped everywhere about people wanting to check it out and  how drives
Awesome 

• Live in mini suburbia 
• Never say "I made you and I can break you" to my daughter when she has a bat shit crazy moment during the day
• Have a baby and shit we know how that one turned out

So what is one thing you said you never would do but have found yourselves doing?