Shakin things up.....

This is what I see when I go to the dentist!

a little bit today. Can I be truthful, I was just was not feeling WTF Friday this morning.  Chuck it up to the lack of S-L-E-E-P I havenot gotten in the last few days I am lucky I can actually think at all. Just could not muster up the energy. Besides that my lovely daughter has a major ear infection and had been pretty restless the last couple of night  - dog number 2 decided to reenact the scene from the Exorcist and spewed vomit all over the place.  Yep yesterday my sweet golden retriever decided to toss her cookies all over my light tan couch. I was in the kitchen when I heard the fetching sound of bleeehhhhhh...Oh f*ck not a good sound at all.  All I can say is thank goodness for microfiber{totally washable} and I was smart enough to have the couches scotch guarded. It was so f*ckin gross to clean up I am like........Hello regurgitated dog food and some other shit I did not recognize.  Ahhhh the glamorous life of a mom and wife....WTF?.... Seriously?

I am also going to be totally on edge this whole weekend. Why...... because I have to go to the dentist on Monday.....Yes have to not because I want to. I am sure I am not the only person out there who does not like going to the dentist. Well I am special because I literally make myself sick with worry because I hate going anywhere near a dental office. I have had so bad past experiences with dentist/dental work that I have been put off. When I was living in Italy I had one MoFo dentist actually slap me in the face because the douche bag was hurting me and I lost it. Now this shit was way back in the day today it would not fly, but then again Italy is not known for their stellar dental care. I have had many shitty root canal procedures {FU Western Dental Center} and have had some doozy of teeth removal. I however have put this off for too long and it is time to take care of business I have really bad TMJ and my jaw and back teeth are suffering from my dentist FEAR! So I have looked/researched and believe I have found a good one.  I spoke to the office on Tuesday and they were awesome and they reassured me that the dentist very gentle and specialize in "people" like me. So I am keeping my fingers crossed that it will all work out. Can we say hello Xanax!