Friday, March 30, 2012

WTF Friday......



Howdy hell week my awesome bloggy friends. It is been one long ass week again and I am kinda glad that it is Friday.  I finally got my Sophia{my laptop} back and she seems to be working pretty gosh I missed her. I am on week 3 of the no wine challenge and you know what I feel fantastic, my work out schedule as doubled and I feel better about myself.  I got through 2 events last week without having a drop of vino and I am pretty proud of myself. The true test will be next weekend - a 40th birthday party and employee appreciation event at my husbands company.....on the same day...If I get through that one I can get through anything. It sucks when you are at an event and can't partake in some vino fun. Whhhhyyyyy must wine be so good......damn you grapes........

  • WTF is wrong with Alicia Silverstone...I mean I like the girl but what the fuck is going on with you chewing your food and then placing it into your child's mouth? You are not a f*ckin bird you are a human being...sorry but that shit is just weird. And the naming your child Bear Blue......really I mean even for Hollywood standards that is kinda weird. Check out the grossness right here....Sorry I find this not pleasant  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/alicia-silverstone-baby-feeding-video-goes-viral-

  • What the hell was I thinking when I decided that art class was a good thing for my daughter. She came home from one last week and decided to sharpie the damn kitchen drawers - I was going to take a picture but because I went into a complete mental shut down as I started to wipe frantically I didn't get one. I am sure their will be a next time.

This will never happen in my house


  • They lie the packages were the say it's easy open are NOT...It takes me forever to open a package of friggin Swiss cheese. And don't get me started on all the plastic thingy's on GG's toys. The other day it took me 1/2 hour to get one of her toys out of the damn box. I mean I get the safety thing but damn
  • The lottery is up to 540 million dollars. Someone said to me the other day that they would not know what to do with all that money. Come one over to my casa I will show you what to do with it 
  • OK MTV I get it might be working out for you but really the 28th season of Real World.....When will this ever end?
  • OK no offense to the senior citizen community but who the hell thought it was a good idea to renew a 85's woman's drivers license. I saw something really scary today...This lady almost hit the fruit stand were I was getting fruit. The woman could barely see over the steering wheel. Dear GG when mama gets to be 80 yo mama will no longer be driving. 
  • BTW while I am at it WTF is wrong with people who drive with their little dogs in their laps. Dumb a**holes. 
  • What the hell is up with people who don't hold the elevator? Even though they see you running for it. Were you born a dickhead?
  • 2 weeks ago I had a young man try to pick me up...I informed little man that I was not interested0 and happily married....he looked at me and seriously said I don't mind if you don't. He left me totally speechless which is very hard to do. 
  • Can I please say it again what the hell is so cute about this little boy?
  • What the hell has become of the awesome movies like Rear Window and Body Double. Films that keep you on the edge and no matter how many times I have seen them  I find myself watching them over and over again when I catch them on the television. 
Happy Friday!

7 comments:

joeh said...

OK, yes to everything this week except the elevator thing. Explianation is in my post from Oct.

ELEVATOR STUFF

http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2011/10/elevator-stuff.html

Cranky

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

I saw that video clip but didn't know it was Alicia Silverstone. I was like WTF?! why would you do that. I sometimes would bite something in half, like a grape or olive, and then give to the munchkins....yeah thats a little weird.
And hahaha.....about the little dude trying to pick you up. Thats funny:))

Theresa said...

LMAO the real world i hate that effing show..

Alicia Silverstone grosses me out she always has. she is washed up now. <3'd ur post !!

Ronni @ Anywhere Is said...

Sometimes when I see a person running for the elevator I get flustered and hit the door close instead of the door open button. :(

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

88 years old, that's nuthin'. My3 year old is a better driver than my 67 year old mother in law. Her bumpers are so bruised I am suprised someone hasn't hit her up with a little "road rage" yet. As if she would notice anyway.

Constance said...

Alicia Silverstone IS GROSS! LOL-- Showing love from the www.thecraftyreporter.blogspot.com!

Mommy With Selective Memory said...

Haha I agree with so much, where do I begin? First of all, Alicia Silverstone? WEIRDO!! But did you see that January Jones at her placenta? That really takes the cake, although I've heard of it before? Justin Beiber? I mean, I have to say, at no age would I have really liked him...I'm sure of it.

Feeling the love......