do that I now have found myself friggin doing......I never thought I would
- Wear ballet or any type of flats not in a million f*ckin years. I walked, ran and lived in 4 inch heels. After GG was born my fat feet could not get back into my diva heels. Once I got my feet back with the amount of walking and lets face it comfort I have not gotten back into the swing of things with my heels. With Gia running her ass off now I do not see high heels in my daily grind anymore. Thank god that there are so many cute options so I don't have to look not cute. I still bust out my bitch heels but not as often as I would like.
- That I would actually co exist with a cat. Before our little Mia passed on. I told myself that I would never ever live with a eww gross cat {sorry cat people}. I threatened many cats whispering into their ears that they would make a nice purse. After I had the pleasure of hanging out with my husbands cat my feelings for the little shit started to change. She was an awesome cat and I still miss her annoying meows and kitty throw up welcome homes.
Meow bitches |
- Never ever drive below 65...hello when did I become grandma driving bitch. Any time that I have GG in the car I am so super cautious I scare myself. I pay attention to anything going on the road. Just a few years ago I could apply lip gloss, light a cig, change the radio station and drive all at the same time.
- Never watch reality TV - yeah that one worked out real well for me *thumbs up*
- Never thought I would own a dog that was not a bull mastiff or a rottweiler. Hell how the f*ck did I end up with two golden retrievers? They rock BTW and the big one is vicious so I get the best of both worlds. Protective and cute.
You wanna piece of me? |
- Use my own spit to clean GG's face...Yeah I am still grossed out by that one
- Going to the bathroom with an audience....Toddler and two dogs giving me the same look as the pic above. I have not been able to go to the bathroom by myself since GG turned 11 months and started walking.
- Get married again...after the first round rodeo I was put off by the whole matrimony thing but then I found my one true love and we did...we just waited and took our sweet ass time
- Not working to become a SAHM. I was a go, go , go work girl. I wonder sometimes what the hell happened?
- Wear work out gear - and actually work out in it
- Never not flip the pages while reading a book now I download my books on a nook *shame on me*. I miss the smell of books
- Smell my child's butt in public. Come on you know you have done it to!
- Drive an SUV glorified mini van
My lovely boat which I adore fits 7 peeps and rocks I get stopped everywhere about people wanting to check it out and how drives Awesome |
- Live in mini suburbia
- Never say "I made you and I can break you" to my daughter when she has a bat shit crazy moment during the day
- Have a baby and shit we know how that one turned out
So what is one thing you said you never would do but have found yourselves doing?
9 comments:
A mean Golden? I don't think so!
Cranky
OMG! Your posts totally crack me up! So REAL! I love REAL ppl! You rock!
I totally laughed at that picture of the granny signalling. :D
LOL... oh Darling, you just about covered it all! I HATED when my Mom would do the spit thing... and now, well, just in an emergency! lol Kisses your way Gurlfriend... XXXX
Um pretty much everything you just said, plus I never thought I would leave the house without makeup
http://lgoogoogaga.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/a-clean-break/
totally hit the nail in the head with this one i am going through the "shit my mom used to say to me" phase. now i talk to her and im about to go bat shit crazy with my 7 yr old I AM OFFICIALLY my mother!
Is there any other way aside from sniffing their butts?
Guilty!!
I do lots of things, too many to list here hahaha
But I love your list!
Maybe reminding my kids that there are starving children in Africa, I used to hate it when my dad said that to us!! Now I do it ;)
The other day I looked in my closet and realized I owned like a zillion ballet flats and a handful of pumps. Not a high heel in sight. I guess that is what 3 children do to a girl.
Glad to have found your blog,
Jennifer
http://www.practicallyperfectprincess.com/
"Because I said so, that's why"!
Kill me now.
Susan
http://75percenthippie.blogspot.com
http://happyhippieheart.blogspot.com
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