WTF Friday.........

Hello pretty ladies and handsome gents. How do Friday's come so quick. I have been having issues keeping it all together in the last few weeks. I also think this mama needs to go and get her eyes checked every time I read or work on the computer my eyes get tired and I then get a headache. I tried to go last week at Lens Crafter but the damn place was so packed it was ridiculous and with GG {my daughter will now go by GG} it was almost close to impossible since she had her hands in all the  glasses. So this week as been pretty quite with freak stories BUT  you always have those few extra special people that make you shake your head and wonder WTF.......

• I know she is legal but I can tell you this if this....if this smug MoFo ever came around my house sniffing around my daughter I would know and would have greeting him would  a baseball bat to his head. This teacher pedophile is trying to tell us that nothing happened between the two until she reached the legal age of 18. Yeah and hey are those pigs flying by my window. Dude your a POS you took the job as a teacher and took advantage of a girl because even though she may be "legal" age she is still a teenager.  Let's see if she finds you that interesting in about 5 years when she wakes up for this awful dream and realizes what she has done.  Have you stopped for a moment to think about your wife and your kids. One of your kids go the the same school - You selfish prick!

Douchebag POS 

• I can give a sh*t that Beyonce was breast feeding in public. WTF is the big deal? Does she have magic tits. I mean unbelievable. Sorry babe you cannot bitch that it is all over the news you are after all a celebrity and you worked hard to get here. But  B darling if you don't want people checking out your swollen fun pillows you should know better than breastfeed in public. Do you girl.....but keep in mind your a f*ckin celebrity not some unknown Joe Shmo. 

• OK I checked and rechecked and it seems to be true God help us the below person is about to have a baby - Snooki is friggin pregnant. 

• Can you tell me why people par their butts and shopping carts right in the middle of the grocery store aisle and chit chat away on the damn cell phone without any regards to anyone else trying to get through. When I say excuse me move your ASS. 

• I am sitting here watching Parking Wars and trying to wake up I am amazed at some of these people's excuses/blame everyone else who get their cars booted - PAY YOUR PARKING tickets when you get them dumb asses. When you get a car with it comes responsibility can we say that word together boys and girls R-E-S-P-O-S-I-B-I-L-I-T-Y...Good

• OK enough man 4.79 a gallon a GALLON. This is a double snap around the world what the f8ck. 
• If you are going to alter anything on your face and body via plastic surgery PLEASE make sure you go to a reputable plastic surgeon and not some quack you looked up on the yellow pages 

• Full on war paint at the gym come one ladies that shit is bad for your skin - a little tinted moisturizer and you are good to go...

TGIF