Selective hearing..............

can someone please explain to me why I need to repeatedly call my daughters name without her even giving me a second glance until I finally lose my shit and need to shout at the top of my lungs GG will you please not do _________insert whatever she is not supposed to be doing. Mumbling a few choice words to myself  right after that because as much as I love my little one she can drive me friggin insane some days. Like today we are having some AMAzing weather I mean we are talking some summer time shit here - sundresses, pretty metallic sandals and bad ass pedicures. I did not go to the gym this am because we have very few awesome days like this {living in NoCal and so close to the GG Bridge and the bay we get some major fog in the summer time}.  So why not take some of the fun outside which I did. Got GG and dogs ready and headed out the door. Now for the last few weeks little miss GG has been taking off. Like one minute she is there the next she is frggin up the street around the corner and gone. She is freaking me out and I am going to have a heart attack one of these days.

Hot day - Naked Barbie Pool Party on the deck

So anyway we are walking away and GG decides to get off her little kettle bike and bolts.  Now it's friggin hot and as I am trying to keep an eye on GG but I am also trying to keep an eye to make sure the dogs don't tear up someone else landscaping - dog number 1 has some real issues with grass. I call her name 25 times no acknowledgment, no turning around, nothing, zip friggin a big fat ZERO. I see that she is headed for the road I bolt in order to get to her but I am still not close enough to grab because anytime you wanna grab the little f*ckers they have a tendency to slip right through your fingers. Car coming and I had no choice but to grab her by the hair {not in a vicious punish way} but in a their is no other way for me to grab you way to keep you away from danger way...Yeah the pulling her back by the hair did not fly really well with her and I also felt bad but it was the only way I could grab her quickly.  Trying to keep an eye on a very active toddler and 2 large hyped up dogs is not easy. I felt so bad so bad but what is a mommy to do sometimes? We are only human....right?