Free dammit... finally free....

It is party time here @ Casa Crazy.....As of 2 months ago.  With hardcore I am taking your pull up away so it is time to deal and it is time to put your big girl panties to the test.  We are now fully fully potty trained including no diaper for night. She has been holding and going just like a big girl and we are uber proud.  So far*knock on wood* no night accidents and she has been getting up on her own to pee if she does have to go through the night. Now I know this might be a pretty weird ass post but damn I feel like I have been buying diapers forEVA......With the many diapers, came the wipes and the expensive ass liners for my Drakor Diaper thing.   Going out has been awesome no totting around a diaper bag full of shit..no pun intended....We go out to eat and she does her thing it makes going out so much nicer and easier. I am really proud of her to becasue once I told her her diapers were going to be GONE she did what she had to do. Of course she had a few accidents when we first took her diapers away but once she felt what it would feel like to be wet she did not like so much and it just clicked. We chose a rainy weekend and stayed close to home and within the weekend she was on her way. It was friggin AWEsome and man on man does it feel great!

Besides being on her ass 24/7 I also used some good ol fashioned bribery. I know that some of you so perfect mommies out there are going to tisk tisk about this but you know what IT worked and it worked very well. Go to the potty get a quarter for your piggy bank. When your piggy bank is full we take the money from the pig  - some in savings{she was going allot there for a bit} and she could take about 3.00 then go to the dollar store to get herself a prize. She loves going o the store to spend "her" PB money.

I am now diaper free alleluia!!!!! I am so f*ckin happy.....

Help...Blog....

Rut. Hey guys I know that most everyone out in bloggy land has gone through this but I am in a RuT with blogging and I cannot seem to snap the f*ck out of it.......It is not that I am running out of things to say HELLO...it is me for hell's bells but I am in a rut when it comes to what the hell I need to do in order to get some more visitors to my site. I mean the hits are still OK but not what they used to be. Now I know some of that is because I have not had the time to go out there and do my trolling thing. I thought that with GG in preschool part part time I could do more but I have found myself busier becasue I am involved with her class and I am doing some volunteer work. I also have noticed though that the blog hops are not s active as they used to be and I am sorry to say but most of the blog hops have become weak and no one seems to actually write anymore.

Most of these blogs have become like big old advertisement and posts about merchandise..What happened I thought when you had a blog you were supposed to write or did I miss the blog memo??? Now a little bit of contests/giveaways are fun but when the whole damn thing becomes one big advertisement I don't see the point.

What I want to know is what do you guys do to get some more traffic over to your site that does not requires selling your soul to the giveaway devils?????

Stay fierce and much love your very discouraged Mommy Bags

R-E-S-P-E-C-T.....

Does this judge look like someone you would mess with?
The look on the girls face is priceless but you know what tough shit you deserved it 

which their is very little of late in this society of ours. Yes the last few posts have been about the lack of respect, manners and overall empathy that some people no longer have. That is why when this awesome Miami judge did what he did to that disrespectful  little girl the country cheered. I believe that many of us are quite sick and tired of the attitude of some of the youth of today. Yes I am going to sound like an old friggin fart right now but this shit was not happening when I was young and bitches I am not that old. I had respect for my parents, members of the community and my elders. Today I see none of this. I believe we are also missing some good old fashioned discipline. I was raised the Italian old fashioned way...One false or asshole move when we were out and I got the warning "look"  if I chose to ignore the "look"  I got the raised eyebrow with the "look" and if I really wanted to live on the edge and ignore both my ass better speed race up to my room when I got home because shit was going to hit the fan and I am talking a smack down none of this time out crap {I believe TO is OK for certain things but not a fix all for all things}. My parents never beat me but when I got out of line their was a few smacks here and there to set me straight. Every single one of my friends were raised this way and we are all fine.  I think we have become a little to caring on what others people think and what would they say kind of parent raising and that in my opinion has lead the way to some completely disrespectful little turds.

Some people might say that I am on my daughters ass way too much but you know what I am because I do not want to end out bailing my kids ass out of jail one day.

Below is the story for your viewing pleasure:


MIAMI — A Miami woman has been jailed on contempt charges after flipping off a judge during a drug possession hearing.

Miami television station NBC 6 reported that 18-year-old Penelope Soto laughed Monday when Circuit Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat asked how much her jewelry was worth as he inquired about her financial assets.

The judge told Soto to be serious and Soto said she was being serious.

He set Soto's bond at $5,000 and said bye-bye. Soto laughed again and replied, "adios." He summoned her back and reset her bond at $10,000.

Soto asked whether the judge was serious and he said, "I am serious. Adios."

Soto flipped him off and blurted an expletive as she walked away.

The judge summoned her again and sentenced her to 30 days in jail.

Where have all the real men.....

gone? That is what my brain was humming the other day when I asked myself what the f*ck happened to all the men? Now as a general rule I do not like to lump all men in one blob but as of late I have noticed that this new crop of young "men" that are being sprouted have the manners of shit and have become such annoying little assholes. They are little turds with no respect for pregnant,  elderly and women in general. Most of the time I would like to take their white ear piece headphones and shove them and their Iphones up their Justin Bieber skinny jean wearing asses. It is an epidemic bad manners in general but I have notice this especially in the men. I mean 2 weeks ago I was bringing my little one to the pediatrician the asshole saw me heading to the elevator toddler in tow.  I got to the elevator and I had to physically keep the doors open with my back in order to get my child on board ..and little little boy BITCH in the elevator with his I am to cool for school pretend reading glasses did nothing. I swear to God the look I gave him made my thoughts come through loud and clear and let me tell you if I could have said something I would have...but I had to remind myself that I was in the presence of a toddler or I would have verbally bitch slapped the little maggot.

Now I don't know how things are in the rest of the US but I can tell you here in California the chivalry has gone out the window. They just did a test here in San Francisco I believe in April (and our asses should be flat out ashamed) where a reporter brought her very pregnant sister on crowded muni buses to see how many men would give up their seats and let's just say the results were awful and I do mean embarrassingly AWFUL...let's just say she did not find many....So sad!  What has happened to guys? Can someone please enlighten me.  I mean what the F*ck is going on? Are parents not teaching their kids manners or are they and they are just not sticking. I am sick of this shit it is embarrassing I swear guys I am going to end up bashing one of these little f*ckers in the face...I know that sounds harsh but you do not see what I see everyday and it is getting worse everyday. I remember clearly being at DMV at the end of my 8th month and miserable I was so swollen I looked like a zit ready to burst. During the whole hour that I was there and standing not one MOFO male or female for that matter was kind enough to give me their seats.  When did the young men of today lose their ability top open car doors for a woman no matter what age? How about a please and a thank you instead of a grunt, pull out a chair,  help her off her coat.  Where has all the respect gone.....and are we able to ever get it back? What kind of f*cked up society are we going to be in 10 years.....

Back from HELL.....

So I have been gone for the last four days...WHY you ask...WHY because my whole damn family has been hit by this damn flu from HELL....Since Monday night hubby and I have been down and I do mean D-O-W-N! My husband stayed home from work for two days in bed and for him to do that you know that he totally had to feel like shit in order for him to do that my husband never stays home from school. I am telling you now folks if you have not gotten this bug please please make sure you can do whatever you need to do in order not to get it because this one is a doozy. The fever was not high but the body aches, the congestion the stomach problems and the cough are just plain f*ckin awful.   

Today is the first day that I have been able to leave our bed and make my way to the couch to be able to even put together some thoughts. We have been all holed up in this house for a week and we are all about to go insane in the membrane.....Dogs are going nuts, I am about ready to punch myself in the face and my child is crawling the walls. My hubby went into work for a half day and now he is back to take our little one to the pediatrician while I finally get my ass to the shower and try to get our life back in some kind of order.  For now I am going to be sitting here taking down some more theraflu, dayquil and watching Rosemary's Baby for the 25th time because I do love that friggin movie.....

I hope to be back on track by Monday........