Oh say it isn't..........

so...Thing 1 and Thing 2 are now having a baby......

OH gawd I see all the friggin headlines that we will have to look at for the next months.....

1. Kris Jenner has new baby client/model for baby hooker wear
2. Kimye bloated, upset, gains too much weight blah blah blah 
3. Kim 8 months pregnant walking in 6 inch Louboutin heels see pics here first
4. Kimye baby shower Kbaby gets new custom Bentley 
5. Bruce Jenner disappears into Kim K enormous pregnancy ass 

I am sorry to say and this is strictly MY OPINION but these two seem to be 2 of the most selfish  narcissistic  people ever.  I truly do hope babyK will never gets hold of the XXX tape mommy made in order to get famous. OH bTw keeping it classy Kanye referring to the woman who is carrying your unborn child as your baby mama...REAL classy.....And Kim even though you don't DRINK your 12 weeks pregnant you showing up at a club opening in Las Vegas NYE is bullshit. Even though you don't drink you will have people around you who will and with that comes smoking which you and your baby will be around. I know that your are all about $$$$$ but hey lady it is time to start thinking that from today on your child comes first. You now take a back seat. Hope you can get that through your pretty little head.

Move over Kate your royal pregnancy has been upstage by the hugeness that is Kim's ass and even bigger Kanye's ego......

God help us through this.....

Back in the saddle.....

Was up - felt reindeer masks for the kiddos 

again....Well folks another Christmas has come and gone.....Heading into the home stretch of a New Year and 2013. Holy shit I do not believe that it will be 2013.  I am still like what the hell happened to the 90's and early 2000 ????....Christmas was fabulous at the house we went all out with the Christmas dinner and we had way too much of a good time. Planning a dinner party requires allot of time and organization and because I am anal and have slight OCD I start prepping about 2-3 weeks before the event. Between ordering the flowers, planning the table and food, coming up with a color scheme it takes some time.  Yep I know but I do not do things half assed and it is all or nothing.

Oreo Mini Cheescakes 

This year purple, white and silver 

The menu was as follows: 
I do assorted cheeses on a large cutting board - let's just say we are about cheese in this house and we have become known for the cheese tray.....
Various artisan breads
Short Ribs
Fresh crab stuffed sole baked with crispy bread crumb top
Twice stuffed potatoes infused with truffle oil and bacon
Shaved fennel salad TY to my SIL mommy
Roasted Veggies
Cream puffs with custard
Oreo mini cheesecakes with fresh whipped creme
Chocolate dipped pretzels with candy coating
Rice Krispies for the kiddos

Rudolph

Creme Puff Tower I filled with custard can we say SINFUL

Table setting 

All white flowers throughout the house

Chocolate dipped pretzel rods 

GG got total loot because I started present shopping early I forgot what I hid and bought so it was like holy crap man she got loot. My husband tells me I spoil her but I really do not. I have one of her and if she behaves and does what she needs to do then it is my pleasure if she behaves like a total brat ass it is nothing and tough shit. 

Barbie Doll House  

New Year is going to bringing many new challenges and changes. I am looking forward at looking for a new home with my family. It is time to get out of dodge and look for a larger place. We are moving closer to were my family is and all of my true blue friends are. I want my daughter to grow up around the same awesome friend unit I grew up around.  I have learned that you can only count on family and certain friends in time of need.  I am also excited to think that we will finally have a backyard. City living does not allow for much yard and even though I have hiking trails around me I would love just to open a back door and have my little out there with the pups. We are just out growing our place and I am beginning to feel a tad claustrophobic and quite frankly I am just ready for a change. I am super excited at the process...not so much the packing part...and the holy shit this dump is almost 900,000 and I have to do work before I even move in. YES people we live in California and the house prices where we live are just f*ckin high. 900,000 anywhere would probably buy us a nice piece of property or some type of McMansion but here near the lovely GGB is gets you shit. So I am not looking forward to that part. I am also thinking I might want to rent at first to see really check out the hoods so I don't end up in some lame ass neighborhood where the people suck. All my Xmas decorations have already been put away and stored away for another year. 

NYE my happy old ass is staying home and doing the family things. I did enough hard core partying through my young adult life that I do not need to wait in line for a drink. We are professionals we drink at home...lol. Anyways that is it for now. Hope everyone had a kick ass Christmas!

Cheers 

Hubba Hubba....

This morning I was up at my usual ungodly hour of 4:30 am. The house was still dogs sleeping, hubman and toddler out like logs. I do my usual and go downstairs, get myself some tea, turned on the Xmas tree lights and started to watch whatever stupid show was on the TV. Now yes I could have read or blogged but if I turn on the lights the dogs hear the click and think it is is food time and they come a charging down it sounds like 8 stallions running for water it scary and loud and not something I want to deal with at such an early hour.  For whatever reason while I was just laying down and hanging out on the couch watching the same Roseann episode for the 100th time Rachel Welch popped into my head. Now I cannot even tell you why the hell that happened especially while watching Roseann but it just did  - sometimes strange shit like this goes on in my head so I learn just to go with the flow.   I was curious to see how old the bronze goddess who with one bad ass fur bikini became the fantasy of many boys and some girls for years to come.  When I pulled this up I almost choked on my Get Gorgeous Tea. Are you friggin kidding me really...REALLY..If this is what 72 looks like where the hell do I sign up for treatments. Are you kidding me...ARE. YOU. F8ckin. Kidding me?!! I am not sure if she has had some botox and a little nip tuck here and there but whom ever her PS is that could or could have not done some wok hats off because the woman does not look like she has had much done and if she has had stuff done she  does not look like all these plastic cat women that I see wandering around. Since I will 43 in a short month...I am going to strive my best to make sure that I take care of my shit the very best way possible in order to look my very best. What an inspiration becasue you know what life does not stop at 40 as Hollywood want us to believe. You can rock your sexy hotness at whatever age.

God still sexy at 72...rock it sista! Snap!

If one....

more person comes near me with a snotty totally sick child or decides to cough in my face without putting their hands over their mouths we are going to have a serious problem. I have been on and off sick for the last three weeks. Every time I think I have kicked it...it those little bitch germs find a way to crawl back into my system. We attended an event with 25 kids that were coughing and snorting all over each other. I have been popping Riccola la crack and drinking so much wellness tea I am about to float away. Nothing seems to work not even my awesome go to always works Mussenix. The only positive thing about having this never ending cold is my voice is all sexy like Demi Moore.


Aughhhhh.......

Numb......

that is the state of feeling that I have been since Friday when I heard about the horror that occurred in Connecticut. When I heard the news I stopped the car and cried I cried like I have not cried in awhile just thinking of all those innocent children and the hero's that tried to save them. That day I went and picked up my child early and hugged her so hard...so hard that she asked me what was wrong. I could not tell her she is not even three and does not need to know or will understand what an evil place our planet can sometimes be.  In shock, scared, angry, confused......WHY...Why....I am sure this is the the only post that we will be reading about why this happened and would get make a human - no not a human a piece of sub garbage do something like this? Everyday I have asked myself that question. I will not go into detail about what a horrible monster this human who did this was because he does not deserve our time and I will not even mention his name because that alone brings so much anger in me I want to burst. I am only hoping that is their is a hell and that hell has a sub basement were people like him are made to suffer harshly  for the remainder of eternity.

I am scared and I do not scare easily. I have always been paranoid but now I am on super alert def com 5. I am going to my little ones preschool today to speak to the director to see what plans our campus has if something GOD forbid like this were to happen again. I hate to say this but this is one of the main reasons I did not want to bring a child into this world was because of some of the evil which shadows a black cloud over our planet. I have not slept much since Friday. Every time I look at GG I imagine the pain those parents will be going through for the rest of their lives. I imagine the children that had to witness something that an innocent child's eyes should never witness. We can play the blame game....but we will never know exactly what snapped in this humans brain that made him do such a horrific thing. We need to start digging deeper and fixing the problem not just masking it with a band aid.  I have turned off the news I can no longer watch.

Let's keep these little angels in our hearts and remember the courage of the hero's who risked their lives  protecting their students.