How refreshing..................

an actual celebrity who tells the truth about child birth and does not sugar coat it with rainbow farts and cupcake bull shit. Giving birth is hard it is called labor for a reason and no matter what route you decide to take au natural or epidural giving birth is hard work.  So it is refreshing to hear someone as hot as Megan Fox say:

"Giving birth was far more painful than she ever imagined".   I was screaming for an epidural!

AMEN sista preach it girl becasue it is not fun and it is painful. YES everyone's bodies are different and can tolerate different levels of pain however......maybe....just....maybe.....their are a few sub humans out there that have not experienced the "pain" while going through labor but I gotta tell ya folks I really do have a hard time believing it. I have seen women who have a huge levels of pain tolerance and I have seen them crumble while giving birth. So two thumbs up to Megan Fox for telling it how it is and not giving us a bunch of rehearsed beauty pageant answers. No bullshit just straight to the point. Do you hear that Ms. Giselle?

***BTW I do not like Giselle Bundchen - It has nothing to do that she is a beautiful leggy supermodel. I appreciate truly beautiful women I just think this chick does not know when to STFU and she thinks she knows everything about being pregnant and childbirth  She is annoying as f*ck and her voice grates my every last tingling nerve. Just some of the stupid shit that has come out of her perfectly formed mouth....

• "It wasn't painful, not even a little bit." - about labor - Liar...Liar pants on fire....What a crock of shit
• "I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. - STFU you stupid stupid woman you have no idea what circumstances are for each mother...how about if the mother COULD not breast feed you ASSHOLE
• "I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds." OH God can someone please send me some duct tape so we can just tape her mouth shut. 
• ''Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?" - Her PR people really need to tell her to STFU - this one caused eye twitches from me

These are just a few if I had to list all of them we would be here all day. Listen everyone is entitled to their own opinions however this one should think about having her PR team look over her shit...because these are opinions that are made to make other people feel like total shit. Take that and stick it in your all natural pipe and smoke it.

Can someone please tell me......

WTF is wrong with some of the young adults that range from 20-29....I have noticed an alarming trend in the last few months around town especially in the area where I live.  We have some LAZY ass young adults. wtf happened to having some respect and pride in yourself to do what you need to do in order to become a productive producing member of society?  I am so sick of looking around and seeing young people waste their lives. I mean I do not even know where to begin. Is that some of these YA live at home and do nothing to help around the house nothing, zero, nada they just lay around in their grungy sweats all day and do nothing.   Is that you spend most of you days sleeping and your nights playing video games? Is that you are almost 25 and still have never held down any type of job  because your still trying to "find yourself" - I call  BULL SHIT that is called being f*cking lazy. You don't work, you don't go to school, you don't volunteer then WTF do you do with your time?  Now as you can see above I use the word some....before some of you get your panties in a bunch please remember that I am no speaking about all off this generation just some...and the bunch of somes that I have encountered are just so depressing, unmotivated and lazy that it takes all my might not to bitch slap them across their faces and say wake the f*ck up - your missing out on life! Their is a whole world out there...Yep I know things are a little tough right now but do something with your time don't hang out all day and do nothing with your life.....Shit I was a Generation X'er and we had some tough ass shit to during our times but I always had a job always no matter how menial or how little money I made. I see a generation of {some} slackers at this present moment in time.

I can tell you this...I am not that old but shit like this would have never flown in my house. We have YA"s who don't know how to balance a check book, pay their own bills or make a living in this world. I have seen YA women who don't know how to boil an egg and let me not get started on some of the filthy dirty women I have seen in the last few months.I mean dirty stuff all over the floor, bed sheets the color of dirt and hello can you please pick up your nasty underwear.....GOD how gross is that shit? At 21 I was running my own home cooking,  cleaning ect....working full time.   It was that way or the highway. Hubby and I have made it clear - when GG reaches 18 the following 3 choices will be presented to her.

College
Working Full Time
Military

She will not be coasting her life away not going to happen. My husband wants her to get her own place when she is 18 but being I am Italian I am fine with her hanging out for a bit as long as she is doing one of the three above. I worked from the time I was 14 and paid for my own college. My parents were kind enough to give me whatever they could from a private school education from grammar to high school to helping me getting my first car at 16....I paid for half of that car from the money I saved doing my part time job. I see allot of unmotivated slackers in our mist and what scares me the most is that GG is going to becoming home with one as her husband one day...That very thought keeps me up at night.

I really do hope it gets better but come one Generation Boomerang get your butts of the couch and start living life......

The Royal Nugget.....

So the world has found out that duchess Kate is now preggos. I mean even if you do not follow the gossip rags and crap news like I do I am sure as hell somewhere on some regular old news station you have heard that the little DK is expecting. Japan was hit with 2 pretty major earthquakes today not a blimp on the screen...Kate is preggos holy shit the whole damn world goes insane!  Now I am happy for her and Prince William even though I am not a huge royal family junkie like some of my friends{I did not even watch the royal wedding on the telly} I am really happy for them both but I however also feel real bad for them. This couple will not be left alone until this little royal nugget is delivered unto our wicked ass world. Every throw up, every pound she gains, every preggo skin breakout, craving and crappy mood swing the camera's will be there. Can you imagine going through a pregnancy {and appears she might just have a tough one} with camera's in your face documenting every little thing....Now I know there are some of you *MTB out in bloggland who are like...OMG that would be so cool to have someone document my every pregnancy move and glow...be careful what your ass wishes for because if I was a betting WOman I can kind of guarantee that it is not much fun.....especially when you feel like crap, and you just want to lay on the couch dive bombing a bowl of chips with M & M's, crying while watching something like Steal Magnolias and At&T commercials.  I bet having a super zoom lens camera aimed right at your huge stomach, ass and double chin is the last thing you would want. Could you imagine the headline?!?

I think her pregnancy is going to become a circus....I mean she is not even 12 weeks yet and the what do you think she is going the name game has begun I know people that are making their own lists WTF?????Really do you have nothing better to do with your time than to sit there and make up baby lists for the royal couple?!! Come one over my house I can give you a shitload to keep ya busy. The kid is not even here yet and I am already sick of hearing royal baby this and royal baby that. I mean I have a feeling this pregnancy is going to be longer than Jessica Simpsons I swear that girl was pregnant for over a year...or it just seemed that way because every move she made it was documented somewhere.And I am sure that dumb ass Giselle Bundchen will pipe in on what she should do and not do. ...She seems to have anointed herself the saint of preggo women everywhere....Love your body girl but damn you are one annoying ass supermodel!

Give the DKate a break and let her enjoy her pregnancy and all the ups and downs it comes with it....

*Mother to be

Drama 911.....

So I am like...kinda of...... wondering where the hell my daughter went? The last couple of weeks I feel like I have been dealing with Sybil you know the chick with the 101 personalities*BTW it came out that that whole things was a big ol shammy sham sham*. Back to GG I swear to George people she is driving me crazy. All of a sudden she has become little Ms. Diva and I will not stand for such bullshit. I mean it is like she is me when I am PMSing like a MoFo. If this little bit of attitude is anything what she is going to give me in her tween years I might as well sign up for rehab right now. I can deal that everyday I am getting a new person what I cannot deal with is the whiny girl she seems to have become overnight. The girl can't seem to remember that in order to get what you need done you need to ask for it like a person and not some whiny ass chick that sounds like a bad imitation on one of the ladies from real housewives when she does not get the big ass diamond she really wanted. I know she is a toddler and I need to cut her some slack but I will not have a little girl who whines it is like nails on a chalkboard.  I know their are many things I said to myself that if I ever had a child would never have them do...some I have not stuck to*HELLO Barbie* others I will not have her break me and that is to have a girl that whines. I hate whiny girls drives me insane in the membrane...I would rather have a girl who shouts than a girls who whines. And the drama Jesus H Christ the drama is so over the top I feel like I am in Clueless. Everything is an ordeal...getting in the car.....carrying her lunch pail...daily life.....Wahhhhhhh

Besides that she will not leave the house until she is perfectly accessorized and her shoes must match*My bad on that one I am pretty anal when it comes to how my daughter leaves the house*. Must be the Italian in me but my daughter is always put together might sound silly but that is the why I am programmed. I remember looking back at my baby pics and my mom did the same thing to me clothing were always stylish as stylish as the 70's could be but I was lucky I got allot of my clothing from my nonna in the old country and most of the Italian frocks rocked! She has also become a little OCD on how she likes to keep her toys whihc sometimes gang to tell you the truth scares me a little. I will go into her room to put the laundry away and I will have like 11 barbies staring at me all in this american psycho neat row....Kind of creepy but she is a little one trying to come in on her own......right?  If heads start disappearing and I find plastic body parts under the bed I think it might be time to worry.....I also would like the common courtesy that my daughter listen and answer me when I call her name. Nothing is more infuriating then calling my beloved GG 800 times before she answers. I also think that she is growing up and I need to be more patient with her. I just started having her buckle herself in her car seat because she wants to do it on her own an she can I just need to let her spread her wings and let her do her thing and I need to slow down and I need to start trusting her. I fell like three is going to be a magical year for my little one...she is already fiercely independent I wonder what is in store for me? Oh joy!

Who me...you talking about me?

You know when I started this little blog diary almost 2 years ago I never would have thought that I would still be doing and liking it. I feel that I can communicate freely. I love that when I feel anxious about anything I can vomit all that goes on in this crazy mind of mine and I have bloggcoolassfriends who never judge. I never did think about kind of introducing myself because hell I had no idea what the hell I was doing. But little by little I learned and truly begun to enjoy what I was doing. I like writing it is fun and I like that I can be as unfiltered as I wanna be. I have made some super ass cool friends through this little adventure and look forward to reading their bits of  life everyday. I just wanted to give you a little bit of an introduction to whom I am and what I am all about.

Welcome to my planet.........oh I mean blog.  40 something mom to a kick ass toddler. Had my shit kicker  later in life and she is keeping me young. Trying to keep it all together without losing my mind. A former "work obsessed/hard core party girl" now a at home crazy bitch trying to figure it all out. I will shoot straight from the hip - no sugar coating here on "new mommy" anxiety, reality TV,  whining celebrities and general stuff that makes me crazy which today can be anything. I am here to get it all out so I keep my family and myself sane. I am Italian which means I am opinionated, loud and cuss allot which I am really trying to work on since my toddler repeats everything I say and I do mean everything.....I do not mince words and I am pretty blunt so it you offend easily this is not the blog for you. 

I don't craft, I don't kiss ass and I am way to old to give a shit. I love to cook, bake and shop not necessarily in that order. I hate to admit that I watch and love most reality TV, and I am obsessed, obsessed with celebrity trash rags and news but heh at least I admit it. I can sometimes be a bitch as most women are...so if you think you are perfect this is not the place for you. I can be sarcastic and I can sometimes be a little to crude but you know what it is me take it or leave it.  I collect and have a very serious problem with high end designer handbags.  I love to shoot the shit on everything under the sun, except for religion and politics. Some subjects are better left alone. 
You will not see pics of me on this blog - one day I would love to run for president and what I say here could one day come back and bite me in the ass.  I hope you have fun on this journey of craziness and self discovery.

I love the following things, places and people

• My family and friends - duh 
• Anything to do with the Napa wine country 
• Wine 
• Being a good person - unless you royally piss me off and totally lie to me then you are pretty much done 
• Neiman  and Saks - Nordstrom to Barney's 
• Paris 
• Mademoiselle Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel 
• Karl Lagerfeld even though sometimes he needs to think before he speaks 
• The shade/colors of black and white and added a bit of gray in the last few years - shocker right?
• Salvador Dali 
• Horror films and horror directors that make a difference 
• Celebrity rags and mags and hello addicted a little to a place called TMZ
• Handbags, handbags some people have shoes I have handbags 
• I am a  foodie and enjoy great uncomplicated food in moderation 
• Chefs 
• Deserted beaches 

Things I don't really like - Oh hell that list would be too long and I would bore you to death and scare some people......

Hope you had fun....

Late