Caught.............

OH geeze we were caught....caught red handed and now I need to know if I have totally screwed up our daughter for the rest of her life......but they don't remember shit this early on life....right...nope....nope....nope....right? Ohhhhh.....gawd how did we allow this to happen?!? We thought we were being so slick and hush hush.....Sunday morning hubby and I decided that it was early enough to __________ insert porno music here....and all mommy and daddy's out there know how hard it is to get couple time.  With two staring, drooling  dogs and a very active toddler it's hard to take time to have "fun" with each other.  Since we were both up at the very same time{I happen to be a very early riser}and the coast was clear we thought we would got for it!  Toddler sleeping, dogs sleeping let's do it......about 10 minutes into our thing I felt a pair of eyes penetrating {no pun intended}.  I look up and and there she was.....at the end of the bed......staring.....with a curious.........confused look on her face.........and I was in shock.....I jumped off my also very shocked husband {thank god we had covers on}we just laid there not knowing what to do.....All 3 us staring at each other.......All I wanted to do is hide under the covers because I was so embarrassed. I remember when I was a kid the last thing I ever wanted to see was my parents show that type of affection towards each other it was just gross.  I know juvenile but we have all gone through it.

Well we finally snapped out of it and told her we used the old age little white lie that mommy and daddy were play wrestling. I slick moved putting my PJ's back on and slink downstairs to get coffee and breakfast ready. I just needed to get away from the situation for a minute.  She seemed OK and we got on with our morning even though my husband was not to thrilled.....I told him next time we are locking the door....

Note: I am convinced that the dogs have a vendetta in place so me and hubby can never to have sex again. I believe that they sauntered their asses into GG's bedroom{they know how to open the door with their noses} and jumped on her bed...in  turn waking her up and finding us in our compromising position...Mmmmmmm .....Just a thought.....No?