Because this is.....

how my brain works. The other day I was waiting for LDG's pediatrician and while she was tooling around and I was chilling in the waiting room my brain started to wander. It does that when I am bored. I have not hidden or made excuses for my love of really bad reality TV.  I admit I have a little bit of a problem but at least you know were you stand with me.  Better than getting that person who goes "Oh no I would never subject myself to that garbage blah blah and then the next day around the water cooler those bitches are the first ones to know who the f*ck got the rose and who was voted off the damn island. So any ways as I was sitting in the waiting room mentally checking off my ongoing to do list I was also thinking if  high school was like reality TV show who would be part of the year book list. I added of few of my own so here we go - I told you I was bored....

Prom Queen & King 

Ice T and Coco love this couple they keep it real and the actually look like they love each other imagine that

Best Dressed 

Scott and Kourtney K. As much as I despise these two MoFo's they  know how to dress

Cutest Couple

Lamar and Khloe because they are the only one from the K group that I can stomach and look at them they are cute 

 Most likely to slam your ass into a locker and to be smoking in the bathroom

The crew from the Mob Wives 

Most Athletic Jillian Michaels

Most likely to throw down in the cafeteria the crew fro the RHOA

Most likely to get plastic surgery before the age of 18 RHOBV

 Jersey Shore Crew Most likely to GTL and drop the F Bomb every other word 

Kim K most likely to do, date and videotape  football, basketball and baseball teams oh and soccer and swimming you get the picture

Paris Hilton least likely to succeed because no one gives a shit anymore  

TC and PR most likely to succeed because the peeps on these shows actually have talent 

Bad Girls Club most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country {hopefully}

Heidi Montag most likely to melt or spontaneous combust  if to close to the sun

Yeah I know I know I have issues. Happy Tuesday......