WTF Friday.......

The short edition. Sorry folks but this week is going to be a short and sweet. As you all know I have been slammed with preschool tours and my brain is fried from all the information these schools throw you way.  I couldn't even remember my damn pin number the other morning when picking up dry cleaning. I mean n took me a full on 5 minutes to remember it I swear the scares the shit out of me.

• Proactive commercials my God can we play these damn advertisement all the time. I swear there some days that these bitches are on every other channel.

It started with her and now it won't go away

• Is it just me but is Alexis from RHOOC beginning to look allot like Alexis Arquette and one of them was born a man....And dude they are both names Alexis 

Alexis RHOOC

Alexis Arquette 

• People who drive slow then speed up when you try to change lanes.....Here is your sign

• My lovely daughter getting up at 2:30 am for the last week, guiding her sleepy butt back to bed which means my ass cannot get back to seep until 4:00 am then having to get up at 5:30 to get ready for the gym and daily activities/errands. Let's just say I have not been in the best of moods
• Property taxes  it friggin hurts like a MoFo to write that damn check.....Sorry folks but owning property is highly overrated. 

• Beating a dead horse but  Dear Demi I know you you are struggling with some inner demons but you are 49 time to grow up.  Partying with your daughter and her friends has not made you look cool it actually has made you look kind of pathetic. 
• Been noticing an alarming trend of mommy's drinking with their daughter's. You are a parent, parent and don't try to be your kids best friends. They are looking for guidance not a drinking buddy. 

Poster Mom for how not to raise your daughter

• WTF...looks like Spring is coming to us early check the cherry blossoms trees outside the house....High 60's which is weird for this time of year.....Hey we'll take it 

• My little Black Swan hey what the hell we had to offset the pink a little bit...right?

• Drivers with litter from their car - I saw someone actually toss a whole McD's bag out their damn car yesterday...I hate hate people who do this. I would love to toss their ass of a damn bridge!
• WTF is going on...My middle aged ass has been falling asleep by 8:00 every night this week...Dang it 

Is it to early for a glass of wine?

Happy Friday