Friday, February 3, 2012

WTF Friday.......


The short edition. Sorry folks but this week is going to be a short and sweet. As you all know I have been slammed with preschool tours and my brain is fried from all the information these schools throw you way.  I couldn't even remember my damn pin number the other morning when picking up dry cleaning. I mean n took me a full on 5 minutes to remember it I swear the scares the shit out of me.


  • Proactive commercials my God can we play these damn advertisement all the time. I swear there some days that these bitches are on every other channel.
It started with her and now it won't go away
  • Is it just me but is Alexis from RHOOC beginning to look allot like Alexis Arquette and one of them was born a man....And dude they are both names Alexis 


Alexis RHOOC

Alexis Arquette 
  • People who drive slow then speed up when you try to change lanes.....Here is your sign
  • My lovely daughter getting up at 2:30 am for the last week, guiding her sleepy butt back to bed which means my ass cannot get back to seep until 4:00 am then having to get up at 5:30 to get ready for the gym and daily activities/errands. Let's just say I have not been in the best of moods
  • Property taxes  it friggin hurts like a MoFo to write that damn check.....Sorry folks but owning property is highly overrated. 
  • Beating a dead horse but  Dear Demi I know you you are struggling with some inner demons but you are 49 time to grow up.  Partying with your daughter and her friends has not made you look cool it actually has made you look kind of pathetic. 
  • Been noticing an alarming trend of mommy's drinking with their daughter's. You are a parent, parent and don't try to be your kids best friends. They are looking for guidance not a drinking buddy. 
Poster Mom for how not to raise your daughter
  • WTF...looks like Spring is coming to us early check the cherry blossoms trees outside the house....High 60's which is weird for this time of year.....Hey we'll take it 
  • My little Black Swan hey what the hell we had to offset the pink a little bit...right?
  • Drivers with litter from their car - I saw someone actually toss a whole McD's bag out their damn car yesterday...I hate hate people who do this. I would love to toss their ass of a damn bridge!
  • WTF is going on...My middle aged ass has been falling asleep by 8:00 every night this week...Dang it 
Is it to early for a glass of wine?
Happy Friday 

9 comments:

Annie@Letters to Mo said...

There are freaking trash cans all over this planet. Get your fat ass out of the car and walk your crap to one of them. A car in front of me at a red light dumped out a bunch of fries a soda and a McDonald's bag (why is it always McDonalds?) and I started honking at them and yelling. Assholes.

Jo said...

OK, first, your little black swan is freaking adorable and beautiful. I love her. :)

Second, about mommies drinking with their kids...couldn't agree with you more. It drives me apeshit when parents are all, "I'd rather them do it in the safety of their own home, since they're gonna do it anyway." NO! How about you raise them to NOT DO IT ANYWAY? I would never drink with my underage child, or allow them to smoke weed in my house. And you can be sure I'd do my damndest not to "let" them smoke weed at all. Some people call that ignorant. I call it parenting.

Ms POSH said...

I have to quit watching OC Housewives because Alexis is so annoying.
Stopping by from the Friday Hops to say hello. Have a great weekend!
POSH

Caffeinated OC Mommy said...

Never too early Darling, as long as it's not with your daughter... HA! Blowing kisses... xoxo

Carli Alice said...

At least you still get up and work out. The driver thing I can not stand! And it is 60 degrees here too. I'm not sure what to wear. It is driving me crazy.

Lacey said...

I'm loving WTF Friday! I'm following from a blog hop, if you wanna follow back I'm at iheartpaperbacks.blogspot.com. Now, I'm off to read more of your blog!

cyn said...

i love that you are sucha a rebel & offset that pink with your little black swan -- a d o r a b l e!

as usual wtf is mark on!

demi moore -- how freakin' sad! that would be the day that i would let some doofus like ashton kutcher make me go off the deep end. she is hotter, more talented, and richer than him -- she needs to get over it & buck up for at least the sake of her daughters who are watching & learning...

i can't envision partying with any of my children -- my sons think i am the most uncool person on the planet anyhow -- so i won't be waiting for any future invites... lol!

Andrea said...

I so agree with the Alexis's thing, she is nasty! I'm a newbie and absolutely love your blog, love your blunt sassiness, right up my alley;-) Have a fabulous weekend!

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

I have been going to bed every night at 9pm for the last two months and I swear it is making me more tired in the day. I have got serious issues

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