Yesterday I got hit.....

by the stupid stick. Yep siree I did folks...On Sunday morning I got the bright idea to go to Toys R Us with my toddler.Did I fall down and hit my head?  Did the wine I drank Friday night give me hallucinations of an easy trip in TRU with a f*ckin T-O-D-D-L-E-R...All I can say is WTF was I thinking? In the master plan my hubby was also included and I know that this to him was like having his teeth drilled because

1. Sunday is football Sunday and I never bug him on Sunday  - he watches his games, I read my weekly gossip rag mags, alternate baby watching duty and I do not nag and just relax.  However we needed to get the presents for LDG taken care of and I needed help in order to keep her distracted while I got her shit for under the tree. 
2. Toys r Us is a friggin nightmare on a regular basis add the holiday season and it's a total sensory overload of the massive kind.

Toys and 

We got early enough that we were at the store at about 9:30 and there was no one in the parking lot maybe a total of 7 cars. OKaaayy that seems a little weird but we hit it a a good time so their were not large crowds at all...Thank God! As soon as we walked through the sliding glass doors I knew I had mad a big BIG mistake. I "lost" my daughter, she was gone not physically but mentally she disappeared, her eyes glazed over and I had lost to her to the toys...all those wonderful noisy ass toys. I mean it was bad way bad she did not know which way to turn, were to go first and what she could play with. Hubby and I are not patient people. This is something we are working on - slowly. So to say the least it is really hard when your trying to buy and get the f*ck out when you have a toddler that insist on stopping at each damn aisle to try the toys.

 more toys

When I finally found what I was looking for I was disappointed by how cheap and poorly mad they were * I am getting LDG a play kitchen with all the accessories. After going through all the drama and seeing what was available I was ready to get the hell out of dodge - BTW ordered the wood kitchen on line will be here Friday woot woot.  I got a few gifts for my nephew and then we tried to motor. Easier said than done LDG did not want to go and had a total melt down - not to bad of one though. We sat her in this awesome Escalade as we checked out and she just chilled until we were done. Why do I have a feeling I will be back to purchase the below for her upcoming birthday?  Just a little hunch!

Happy Monday!