Monday, December 5, 2011

Tis' the season.....

So this weekend we went and got our lovely Christmas Tree...Gosh sooo much fun almost as fun as a root canal people. I am trying.....I swear I am trying to get in the damn Christmas spirit but sometimes when you are out and about a complete shit hole can ruin the MoFo day. So here we all go to go get a tree we are all happy and ready to rock n roll.  Now we went to this particular tree lot because we "knows" people so we got an awesome deal on a tree and besides that the money goes to support the local fireman's charity. Hubby and I make our minds up quickly we are not the type of couple who sits there and is wishy washy when it comes to making a decision on something.
As you can see most of the ornaments are up high
because trying to keep a toddler from messing with the balls ornaments is going to drive me insane 
We came, we saw and we got it. We had the tree picked out in 15 minutes flat. We went to pay and knew we would have to wait a bit because their were a shit load of people getting trees this particular weekend. What was awesome is next to the tree lot there was a little tree house play thingies for the little ones, something for them to do while we waited. LDG was in heaven she was playing and having a good time. Out of the corner of my eye I see boy 1 and boy 2 {mind you these little shit heads had been running crazy wild the whole time we had been at the lot}.   LDG is playing on the tree house doing her thing,  happy that she was able to climb up the steep ladder by herself,  she was just about to go down the slide.  Then here come these two little brats boys who just barrel up the ladder,  push her to the side - knocking her over,  and proceeded down the slide. Now at this point I want to take both of the boys and knock their heads together but they are not my children and getting arrested in the middle of a Xmas tree lot just did not sound like too much fun for a Saturday afternoon - Dude could you just not see the Xmas card ?

I am sorry to say this but it is during times like these that I thank Jesus that I have a girl...sorry folks just stating my opinion I know that they are all blessing, I GET it but for me a girl is the way to go and I am sure when she turns 12 and starts smarting and flipping me off I will want a boy.


Anyway I did say something in a nice patient way and the little shits did apologize so that was cool. What was NOT cool is Ms. Mommy who saw this,  did not do a damn thing about it because she was to busy yapping about her Pilate's class.  So let's leave that at that because just thinking about it gets my blood boiling. We went home and starting trimming the tree....Got all the light placed on the outside of the house and our Charlie Brown tree has been decked once again. It was funny while we were trimming the tree we did not listen to the regular ol Christmas music we were rocking out to AC/DC - Thunder while the TV had White Chicks playing not your typical tree trimming music but kick ass just the same.....


Happy Monday.....

8 comments:

LOVE MELISSA:) said...

you are hysterical!!! Love your posts!! Your tree ended up looking fantastic!

Irene said...

Love the family picture. I totally know what you mean about those little snots. You just wanna beat the crap out of them. They do that when I take Buggy to the play or other ply areas n the stupid parents are too busy on their cell to pay attn or just dnt give a crap. Pisses me off.

gracefully50.com said...

Your stories always make me smile and laugh...I appreciate that so much, esp. this Monday. Your family photo is so lovely!

Andrea said...

love the Charlie Brown tree!

Ronni said...

Your tree looks great. You can tell it's childproofed at all.

Unlike mine from years ago:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilrongal/2770012128/in/set-1351384

Lindsay said...

You're so funny! Hey, I would've wanted to do the very same thing to those little boys!! LOL.

my mini bag said...

Funny post. Too bad boy 1 and 2 didn't accidentally trip or something.

Either way, totally know what you mean when about having a day ruin by some random MoFo.

Your tree looks awesome btw.

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Mommy2¢ said...

LOL -- I love you! I should be in bed right now but I'm playing catch-up and laughing my ass off at your shit right now!

Feeling the love......