Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
I have an almost two year old daughter. With having a daughter a bunch of fun shit comes along with it....cute clothes, adorable accessories and toys and one day the not so fun gulp...dating. As I mentally prepare for this to happen one day *shotgun has been ready since birth* I am hoping and praying in my own way to the almighty above that she will not have to deal with this below.....Sam: God, what a douchebag.
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Even though the above seems to be more of an East Coast douchebage look we in Cali have been hit with the no ass at all, skinny jean wearing, bullshit spewing, beard growing hipster douchebag.
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Why? I ask on a daily basis are nice girls attracted to this over inflated sense of self worth compounded with a low level of intelligence of a loser. It scares the shit out of me that my daughter will show up at the door with this "thing" and I will totally lose my mind....It is not like these dudes have any of the charm and charisma of the old school bad ass bad boy like James Dean.
I am scared for her....really really scared.
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by the time she is ready to date there will be a whole new douche AND douchebag to worry about :) Maybe by then they will be back to normal
Oh Jesus now that is some hair on that last picture.
I have a boy (and I used to teach middle school) so I can see both sides. I live in a college town and I see hoes walking around dressed like prostitutes with their asses all hanging out. My brother-in-laws girlfriend dumped him because he didn't make enough money. I've had more than one dude friend have a girl fake a pregnancy when she felt she needed attention or he was going to break up with her.
My job as a mama of a son is to keep those hoes far away from my kid. If he brings home a Snooki type, I'm gonna kick his ass.
Good God!!! I have a 9 month old son, and I'm already worried about him dating too... but maybe I'm better off. ;)
Why do I have a feeling I will be slamming allot of doors in boys faces in the future?
I'm actually more worried that my daughter will take up with some vapid snotty clique of girls dressed like Bratz dolls who will destroy her self esteem and encourage her to act like a slutty moron. Ugh. NOT looking forward to the junior high years.
Oh my... that is a whole bunch of douchbagery! Lord help us!!
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