WTF Fridayaroo......

Hello honey’s and bunny’s and welcome again to another fun and twisted  of WTF Friday. I missed t last week because if you kept up with my blog posts you know that my little GG had a hard time keeping the peace in her sleep. I have had some issues with her getting up last week and I really think this seems to happen around the same time the full moon happens. Strange but it’s seems to be true…should I start to worry if she starts looking like a little hairy monster I mean the girl is half Italian so I know that she will not be able to escape the hairy gene.  It is been a pretty hectic ass month already and it shows no signs of slowing down.  GG will be dong her preschool orientation soon so the prep of that has kept us pretty busy. Besides a few bumps in the road which we call life this month has been pretty productive. So let’s kick it up a notch with the nasty the weird and the plain WTF’s…..

• Dean Snyder from Twisted Sister  - What the hell -  Have you sunk so low that your dping Stanley Steamer Carpet Commericals? What the hell is going on y'all? And whyTf*ck am I using the word y'all?

• Today I was looking for some bras on line - I know a little TMI but I swear so worth it. So I am trolling away and I crashed head first into this...This bra is actually called...OK OK wait a minute...it is called the shock absorber sports bra...What....OMG I know it's totally juvenile but this cracked me the hell up. Can you imagine trying to work out with these things. Holy spitballs. 

• I fear for the edumacation of this country when a contestant on Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares actually said out loud that she could not go to Catalina because she forgot her passport? Duh.....ehm....what? Yeah and Costa Rica is in Mexico.....Right Alexis?

• Octomom backs out of full on nudie stripping because employees talk trash are you shocked? Nope and who the hell would want to pay too see those goodies? Ok don't answer that. 

• Can someone please tell me wtf is wrong with adults who becomes parents? I get that sometimes brain cells don't communicate with each other because of lack of sleep adult conversation ect.... but to strap your gas can to the car seat but DOES not strap in her baby?  The mom is now stating that her 2 year old unbuckled himself and the gas can magically strapped itself in the car seat.Yeah okaaay....You know what my thoughts are 

• Hellllo Real Housewives of OC...Can you please tell me where the hell you got some of your clothes{except Heather she knows how to dress}. Between the teased hair the STUPID bows/hats, the 8 pounds of make up {I have been to CR the humidity will kill you how the hell do you wear that much make up} the tacky ass swimsuits and dresses I had to look away a few times. Someone please get these "ladies" a stylist. Check out some of the ladies on RHONY they know how it's done. 

• My Big Redneck Vacation - England have you seen this car wreck of a show? Good please don't - This is what they send over to represent America....Great another reason for the English to hate us

• Another "Zombie" attack in the lovely state of Louisiana - this is hilarious because all these attacks are bath salt infused the new homemade drug of the super elite. What cracks me up is you know there are people who are currently living in the deep dark woods with weapons and stock piling food who actually think these people are zombies. People need to stop sniffing glue, bath salts whatever. What the hell is going on? God I love this country....

Happy Friday Peeps........