16 reason why.....

I am once again to old for this shit! As the summer season bring longer days, nicer weather, many get together's, parties and BBQ's which MeAnS too many adult beverages present that have wormed their way into my body in the last month...Damn you Pinot Grigio.  Yesterday we met up with the old gang for our old hood in the city where we used to party like rock stars and WE really partied like rock stars...We traveled in limos, we never waited in line at shows/clubs, we knew many bouncers/bartenders/owner of restaurants through this whole awesome gem of a city. So yesterday we all got together for brunch and day drunk activities.  It was a good ass time but once again I felt a little like donkey vomit on Sunday and a little worn out and old today. I have yet to learn the lesson that I am not in the age range of  26 - 36 anymore and drinking even in limited quantities makes me feel like shit.  But you know what with all our busy lives we don't get together all that munch anymore {it took us 3 months} to get all our schedules in sync for this day...We did it so we were going to have some fun and as anyone out there with children know you don't get out very often so when you do you do it right.  We had a really good time,  it was awesome to see everyone and to reconnect with people who were there when you needed a shoulder to cry on and going through some tough times. These are the friends that held on and you saw clearly once all the other BS/partying  fog cleared up. Tuesday I start my 30 day cleanse so this was my buh buh to vino{again} for a month...I will be doing it in month to month increments so not to set myself up for failure if I have a glass of wine here and there after the month is up. 


So yesterday as I was playing with GG in her play room and taking all batteries out of the musical toys I came up with this list of 15 reason why I am getting to old for this shit.

• Woke up this morning looked in the mirror and almost screamed I looked that scary I did not bother to look in the mirror on Sunday
• The worst acid reflex EVER 
• Woke up with the worst headache even after I hydrated and took an aspirin the night before 
• It will take me 3 days to feel "normal" again 
• Dead skunk has died and now lives in my mouth
• My lungs feel like crap... because YES I toked some cigs...don't wanna hear it,  I f8cked up and I own it. 
• Every part of my body is cracking and crunching because my dumb ass wore 5 inch awesome wedgies to pub crawl
• Zero patience when it comes to waiting for young folk to make their decision on what fruity drink they are ordering in a dive bar...really this is not the Bahamas no blender drinks allowed
• Friend ended up with chip bowl in her purse and she has no idea how it got there
• The roller coaster hang over ride...one minute we are good the next minute not so much 
• The 7 layers of guilt trip I put through myself because I had a few cigs, the crap I ate, how much wine I drank and because I did not work out.
• Toddler
• Gross I know TMI but I live in the bathroom because of all the crap I ate the day after, my body is not used to it
• Caring to much on how the drunk pictures look because god forbid you look like shit when they are posted on FB
• The smell of someone having a shot of tequila near you{hubby} is enough to make you want to hurl 
• Just friggin feeling T-I-R-E-D 

Today I will be catching up on paper work, getting the menu/organizing the rest of the week and hanging out with GG. Having some work done to the house so their will be some hammering here in about an hour...yeah....Have a happy Monday!