Monday, February 18, 2013

Toddler words 101


I promised myself that I would curb my truck driver mouth. I need to.....I have to.....It needs to be done  Everything that comes out of my mouth is now being repeating by my 3 year old which I sometimes forget is always two steps behind me. I was sitting in the car this morning and it went something like this:

Mommy Bags: Ok honey let's get the car and get ready to go to your ballet class let's hurry so mom can go and get her decaf non fat latte { I know sounds totally douchy but I cut out real coffee out of my diet years ago not good for the ol anxiety attacks}

GG: OK mommy I am so happy to go and dance yeah mommy.......

Mommy Bags driving along forgot it was a holiday so no traffic....yeah for us it is going to be a good day.....Until stupid dumb ass POS semi almost side swiped my car the opera of choice words that were about to come out through my mouth would be no doubt an instant classic....OH shit here it comes....must stop...need to show some restrain.....little innocent toddler brain in car....bite tongue...you can do this.......

From my rear view mirror...I see a small fist raised and just one thing heard.

Mommy what a douchebag  

Mommy Bags: Head hanging down......OH fuck

8 comments:

joeh said...

At least she used the word correctly!

menopausal mama said...

Hahaha out of the mouths of babes, eh? They hear way more than we ever realize. You could WHISPER it under your breath and they will STILL hear it loud and clear. You'll have to start finding some really good substitute words in your vocabulary LOL!

Michael Ann said...

LOL!! Love the visual of the fist....

Ronni Selzer said...

Ahahah! My friend's nephew did the same, only he said JUICE BAG. But you know what he meant. LOL.

Cussing is hilarious to kids, though.

ana said...

Lol whoops!

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Susan said...

Hee hee! Too awesome! When the kiddo was 2, her godfather was fixing something in his room, didn't know she was behind him, hit his thumb with the hammer and said Shit. All I knew was that my little kitten starts running down the hallway screaming "Thit! Thit! Thit!" (she had a lisp lol) and he's running behind her waving the hammer, yelling "I didn't know she was there"...good times! Good times. Points for proper usage though!

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

Nothing like your child repeating what you say....big reality check! Cameron repeated shit at 2.5 and GD at about 3 and oh joy just the other day said....what the f$&k....yeah worst mom of the year award!!! Totally need to watch my mouth....so so bad!

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