Friday, April 12, 2013

WTF Friday Bitches..........


Ok so yes it has been a hella of a long time since I have done one of theses posts but because life sometimes gets in the way as well as a toddler that is always on the go. Between swimming, karate and ballet it has been pretty crazy. I start boxing tomorrow and getting back to the firing range and no I am NOT kidding.  We are are also in the middle of looking for a new home and making some major changes in our life. I used to do this weekly when I had some time but it has gotten harder and harder to keep it going on a weekly basis. I am going to try to do this monthly I just need to make sure I jot shit down when shit pisses me off which as you know can be hard to do sometimes. So I have been holding certain things in for a bit so I might just explode all over the post.....

Gang just and FYI I have been trying to leave comments on my regular blog stalking list...it seems that anyone who has their Captcha on it is not working - won't let me comment on your posts

  • How much time in your boring ass life do you have in order to paint your nails and display them on countless pics on Instagram? Is this some new that I have been not privy to...what is this fad of people taking pics of their nails..Who has the time?
  • People who keep their holiday decoration up no mater what holiday that might be Christmas, Easter or Halloween. Come one people get your shit together and take the stuff down.  Some people in the neighborhood are trying to keep their property values up....talk about lazy. As you can tell from this rant I have a few neighbors who have not done this!
  • WHY WHY WHY WHY then you wonder why people key your car - asshole 
  • Please... someone...could explain this shit and make it STOP...WTF 
  • OK the fun is over can someone please take some initiative and place this sorry piece of a person in jail. It is time anyone else who'd have had the book thrown at them...
  • Sorry guys but I can no longer take the word blessed. We all know we are blessed to be living on this planet  but when some people used blessed for every Instagram/FB  posting they do it becomes insanely ANNoying!
  • If you need to be reminded to bath your children daily mmmmmm might be a bit of a problem....really folks if kids are running around all over preschool and other snotty children the first thing you want to do is dip dip and DIP! I hose down my daughter every night!
  • WTF does Farrah Abraham think we are all f8ckin stupid? Oh she confirms their is a  sex tape that she made with a porn star really...really.. Who does this and think that we are all stupid to fall for it. She said she made the tape because she wanted to make sure that she had documentation of her rocking 21 year body so she can view it  when she is older? It's called a private photo you idiot. At least be upfront and honest about WHY you did it!  You did it because like some of your generation your to lazy to work for it and you want instant everything now. Your sad and pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself. I am sure your daughter will be real proud when she googles your sorry ass in a few years. Hey but I can't blame you when you have the following below ho's  pave the way for you.....I am sure a reality show will soon be followed. What a sad sad world we live in today. I am scared for this generation of unfeeling young people and I am scared of what my daughter will have to be subjected to during her generation. 

  • WTF Amanda Bynes what the hell is going on with your Scooby Doo ASS? She doesn't even look like herself anymore....You pulling a Brittney girl? 
Hello anyone in there?
  • People who use eeeekkkkk after every post on FB - STFU
  • Guys I really dislike Gweneth No ass.....Where does she live planet who the fuck can afford this shit....450,000 for a Spring wardrobe...Come on give your kids some carbs they look like they need some. She is the same type of chick who does a cook book about food but has no idea how to enjoy it.....
ANNoying just annoying get a grip you do not live in the real world babe!
  • Liking your own FB post....REAlly? WOW enough said 
  • WTF y'all this is actually funny and before anyone gets their panties in a twist they are having FAKE that is FAKE sex.....Come on this is friggin funny!
    couple in Australia seem to have seen the Google Street View cars coming and prepared for their big moment in viral infamy by having apparently fake sex on the side of the road.
couple sex on google street view

How can I top the above....Happy Friday Gang!

7 comments:

joeh said...

Welcome back WTF FRIDAY!!!

Here are all the WTF's I disagree with.......


Once a month? I can wait.

menopausal mama said...

Glad to see you back! I'm with you on every one of these things! CANNOT STAND Gweneth (please tie her down and stuff her face with brownies or something!) Kardashains (waste of space) and Lindsey (THROW HER ASS IN JAIL FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!). Love the snark in your post--don't stay away so long next time....XOXO

Michael Ann said...

Glad you will keep doing WTF, even if it's once a month. It'll be extra special then!

Andrea said...

The people across the street still have their red white & blue bunting up over their front porch...as well as their Christmas lights (not lit, mind you, but still a sight during the day)

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

Yeah! It's back and with a lot more bitch-I-ness than usual. Love it. And sadly I, I paint my nails; it prevents me from biting them off, and it makes me feel a tad bit less frumpy in my yoga pants, and spit-up-on tshirt. Guilty, but not sending the photo's anywhere cause that still if for the weird folks.

Sarah @ It's a Vol said...

I am ashamed to admit that we are those people. We still have lights up in our big tree but only because it's rained for the the last 7,468 days straight and it's not safe to get a ladder up there. I made hubby promise to take them down as soon as he gets back from Atlanta!

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

I must admit i posted a nail polish pic once....lol. we were on vacation and was so excited to have painted nails cause it just never happens. Hell i dont even have time to paint my friggin nails .

Feeling the love......