Let's talk about.....

Lance...let's talk about Lance...BaBy!  Now I am not a huge sports fan quite frankly most sports bore the shit out of me just like a day of shoe shopping would bore the shit out of most males..I know what I know from listening to my husband and having ESPN on most of the time when we are around each other. I know about Lance Armstrong  and how the f*ck could you not know who he was with the many million times the dude has been discussed and  let's not forget his sparkling personality..Gagh.....All I know is this........He is a cheater......their is no two other ways about it. I don't give a shit if he sat down and gave his interview with the Dali Lama. Does he think that just because he is going to vomit the truth to Oprah {which is annoying as shit to me}that it is going to make everything better? This boo boo cannot be fixed with a band aid...sorry Lance.  No matter what he has to say the MoFo cheated....For years this man was praised, protected, made into a millionaire and held up on a pedestal.  He was not nice at all too many people who knew the truth but had to keep the "machine" going or suffer the wrath of Armstrong. On top of being a cheater he was and is a big fat liar....He got rich being a liar....

For years we were told..."No way........ No way could Lance be using drugs to do what he could do.....and in the back of my mind their was always a doubt especially when you seemed to have this super human strength. I would like to also bring up is that the man had testicular cancer. From what I have read steroid and human growth hormone are known to cause cancer especially in that area for men. I also have zero respect for a man who leaves his wife right after she stood by him during his cancer battle.  She never abandoned him he did as soon as he thought oh shit I am Lance Armstrong I can do better..Oh...oh yeah and here is another good one he then dumps his girlfriend Sheryl Crow just after three months of engagement because as he stated "they were just up against her "biological" clock and he was just not ready to have more children? Hum...is that not something that should have been discussed before you got into a relationship with Sheryl.....OH and my fav he f*cked an Olsen Twin......Awesome.

Yes...he has raised money and awareness for cancer he however screwed it all up by being a cheater and a douchebag. His personalty sucks and he thinks he can do not wrong. He is supposed to be a role model...What kind of role model are you?  You are telling the world  - Hey look you can cheat and lie and in return you will get fame, money, hot chicks and praise...Way to go Lance....*thumbs up*. Remember you said that this was a "witch hunt" and "just not right" well suck it and put your big boy pants on because you are done and any respect that has been flushed down the toilet with your lovely yellow bands.

PEACE bitch!

Pssssttttt - The French were right all along