Saturday, December 1, 2012

Who me...you talking about me?

You know when I started this little blog diary almost 2 years ago I never would have thought that I would still be doing and liking it. I feel that I can communicate freely. I love that when I feel anxious about anything I can vomit all that goes on in this crazy mind of mine and I have bloggcoolassfriends who never judge. I never did think about kind of introducing myself because hell I had no idea what the hell I was doing. But little by little I learned and truly begun to enjoy what I was doing. I like writing it is fun and I like that I can be as unfiltered as I wanna be. I have made some super ass cool friends through this little adventure and look forward to reading their bits of  life everyday. I just wanted to give you a little bit of an introduction to whom I am and what I am all about.

Welcome to my planet.........oh I mean blog.  40 something mom to a kick ass toddler. Had my shit kicker  later in life and she is keeping me young. Trying to keep it all together without losing my mind. A former "work obsessed/hard core party girl" now a at home crazy bitch trying to figure it all out. I will shoot straight from the hip - no sugar coating here on "new mommy" anxiety, reality TV,  whining celebrities and general stuff that makes me crazy which today can be anything. I am here to get it all out so I keep my family and myself sane. I am Italian which means I am opinionated, loud and cuss allot which I am really trying to work on since my toddler repeats everything I say and I do mean everything.....I do not mince words and I am pretty blunt so it you offend easily this is not the blog for you. 

I don't craft, I don't kiss ass and I am way to old to give a shit. I love to cook, bake and shop not necessarily in that order. I hate to admit that I watch and love most reality TV, and I am obsessed, obsessed with celebrity trash rags and news but heh at least I admit it. I can sometimes be a bitch as most women are...so if you think you are perfect this is not the place for you. I can be sarcastic and I can sometimes be a little to crude but you know what it is me take it or leave it.  I collect and have a very serious problem with high end designer handbags.  I love to shoot the shit on everything under the sun, except for religion and politics. Some subjects are better left alone. 
You will not see pics of me on this blog - one day I would love to run for president and what I say here could one day come back and bite me in the ass.  I hope you have fun on this journey of craziness and self discovery.

I love the following things, places and people

  • My family and friends - duh 
  • Anything to do with the Napa wine country 
  • Wine 
  • Being a good person - unless you royally piss me off and totally lie to me then you are pretty much done 
  • Neiman  and Saks - Nordstrom to Barney's 
  • Paris 
  • Mademoiselle Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel 
  • Karl Lagerfeld even though sometimes he needs to think before he speaks 
  • The shade/colors of black and white and added a bit of gray in the last few years - shocker right?
  • Salvador Dali 
  • Horror films and horror directors that make a difference 
  • Celebrity rags and mags and hello addicted a little to a place called TMZ
  • Handbags, handbags some people have shoes I have handbags 
  • I am a  foodie and enjoy great uncomplicated food in moderation 
  • Chefs 
  • Deserted beaches 

Things I don't really like - Oh hell that list would be too long and I would bore you to death and scare some people......

Hope you had fun....

Late 

7 comments:

joeh said...

"I have bloggcoolassfriends who never judge."

You must not mean me because I judge baby, I judge!!

So far I just happen to agree with you a lot.


cranky

Kerry said...

I too love handbags except mine aren't designer...I love wine yet have never been to Napa Valley, we have a nice little place called the Hunter Valley :) Google it!
I love celeb goss, mags and TMZ and I love your blog! I have been coming back here for so long now I cannot even remember my first visit, but you are doing something right for that to happen! Nice to meet you faceless person who talks about anything and everything...thanks for making me laugh on more than one occasion (hello WTF Friday posts!) And GG, she is too cute for words!!

becca said...

i love this post

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

Seeeee, we are cyber sisters! Your things I love list is so similar, and I truly believe the things I hate list would be identical.. love this!

ana said...

And this is why I keep coming back for more... Your bluntness, love of wine, shopping, food, TMZ *sigh* It's like a blogger bestie match in cyber heaven

Susan said...

MB for president! Awesome. Granted, I won't know it's you but I bet deep down, I'll be like "I bet that's Mommy Bags" LOL

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

I cannot believe its been 2 years! I am not sure how we found eachother but glad we did:) I love your blog and love we are only a couple hours away from eachother...kinda cool. But I would love one day to see a picture....hehehe.

Feeling the love......