Wednesday, December 12, 2012

How refreshing..................


an actual celebrity who tells the truth about child birth and does not sugar coat it with rainbow farts and cupcake bull shit. Giving birth is hard it is called labor for a reason and no matter what route you decide to take au natural or epidural giving birth is hard work.  So it is refreshing to hear someone as hot as Megan Fox say:

"Giving birth was far more painful than she ever imagined".   I was screaming for an epidural!


AMEN sista preach it girl becasue it is not fun and it is painful. YES everyone's bodies are different and can tolerate different levels of pain however......maybe....just....maybe.....their are a few sub humans out there that have not experienced the "pain" while going through labor but I gotta tell ya folks I really do have a hard time believing it. I have seen women who have a huge levels of pain tolerance and I have seen them crumble while giving birth. So two thumbs up to Megan Fox for telling it how it is and not giving us a bunch of rehearsed beauty pageant answers. No bullshit just straight to the point. Do you hear that Ms. Giselle?

***BTW I do not like Giselle Bundchen - It has nothing to do that she is a beautiful leggy supermodel. I appreciate truly beautiful women I just think this chick does not know when to STFU and she thinks she knows everything about being pregnant and childbirth  She is annoying as f*ck and her voice grates my every last tingling nerve. Just some of the stupid shit that has come out of her perfectly formed mouth....


  • "It wasn't painful, not even a little bit." - about labor - Liar...Liar pants on fire....What a crock of shit
  • "I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. - STFU you stupid stupid woman you have no idea what circumstances are for each mother...how about if the mother COULD not breast feed you ASSHOLE
  • "I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds." OH God can someone please send me some duct tape so we can just tape her mouth shut. 
  • ''Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?" - Her PR people really need to tell her to STFU - this one caused eye twitches from me

These are just a few if I had to list all of them we would be here all day. Listen everyone is entitled to their own opinions however this one should think about having her PR team look over her shit...because these are opinions that are made to make other people feel like total shit. Take that and stick it in your all natural pipe and smoke it.

7 comments:

joeh said...

I hate her pretty boy husband!

but he is a hell of a QB.

Not Winning Mom of the Year said...

My BFF and I were pregnant at the same time. I was planning on full force drugs, double shot of epidural if possible... her and her husband lectured me and my husband one day about being "weak", not needing it, and planning for the worst. She went into labour a week later... asked for an epidural 20 mins in. I secretly chuckled inside.

Im A Silly Mami said...

I just found out she had a baby-had no clue she was preggers. Giselle - can't stand her. I DO NOT think she is hot at all! gorg bod-yea but she's nothing but a plain jane. Someone should definitely put a zipper on her trap

Irene

ana said...

Wow...I had no idea Giselle was so opinionated...and dumb... But I want to slap every woman that say having a baby is easy. Really? Stop lying and stfu!

Babes Mami said...

I didn't realize she was such a moron!

I tend to giggle to myself when friends have a more 'real' experience. I had a terrible one and it took awhile to recover mentally/emotionally from it and a few friends thought I was 'dramatic', I may or may not be wishing painful labors on them!

cyn knight said...

being from new england - we have a whole different kind of loathing for giselle... she is just not worthy of our tom brady.

and i am sorry -- without all the fancy garb she is just a skinny chick with nice hair...

but yeah someone needs to give her a glue stick and tell her its chapstick STAT!

xxoo

Jessica @ TheCrazyChaoticHouse said...

LOL...I can't stand her or her hubby!!!

Feeling the love......