A packed full weekend &

Dog 1 and my baby 

weeks ahead. It is Monday  morning and I am just getting around to updating my blog. I am sitting down having my cup of Get Gorgeous tea {actual name} for the skin this tea is the diggity. I swear my skin has never been better since I started drinking it. I am starting out the day with a pack of frozen peas on my neck I took it up a notch at the gym and I kind of jacked my neck up a little no biggy I will ice the shit out of it today then back on the old gym again Tuesday. I also need to get my act together on eating I over indulged this weekend and feel like a whale.  I usually stick to my cooking 7 days a week but with BBQ's and going out to dinner/events it has been pretty hard to not over eat and drink wine. 

I am watching the fog rolling in over the mountains this morning  this is the first morning in a couple of weeks that the fog has made an appearance. The weather has been HOT and we have been taking full advantage since we don't usually typically have great weather in June. That is why I have been a little off schedule with the posting because I have been so busy running around everywhere and enjoying the outside.  GG's last day of Tutu school was last week so we wrapped that up and she has had allot of fun with her ballets girly's. They also had the little ones make these cool fairy wands after the class. Over all GG enjoyed her time there and we are going to sign up again in the fall. I am also busy getting baking for folks, getting GG prepared for preschool and attending many birthday parties.  The more social GG gets the more invites come our way which is nice for her. I want a very social child and I want her to experience new things everyday and just be active. I am now looking for a swim class for her to take during the week I am looking for a class that will require beginning swimming and not just ring around the rosy in water I can do that at home in the bath tub and save myself some dough. 

Friday we went to the San Mateo Fair with GG, LDog and Cha Cha. It was me and my SIL with the troops in 82 degree weather and let me tell you it has been determined that their happy asses will not be going to Disneyland until they are of legal drinking age.  Wow what a nightmare between their SUV size strollers and all the shit that comes with carting 2 toddlers and a baby we were over it before we went through the gates of carnival hell.  SIL and I decided that next year were filling up adult size sippy cups of wine for the day...lol.  It has been determined that GG has no fear and went on most of the rides she could get on and then some for her height. I did not get many pics because one of us with the kids because while SIL did rides  with one of the toddlers I watched the baby but I did get a few. I also included a few older pics of the day we went to the fair with daddy. 

I have no clue what she was looking at

Rain Forrest
GG mesmerized by parrots

Ewwww nasty 

D-O-N-E

After the fair we went walked back to my pops house on the way back we managed to lose one cool toddler fedora hat I just bought for GG that morning and one stuffed animal I won at fair. I have no f8cken clue how we managed to lose both but we did. The whole fam went out Friday night for a pre fathers' day dinner. The kids did really well it helped that this time instead of small and intimate we did loud and not. Did some walking after dinner and we just sat on the dock checking out the water and the sunset.

My pops kid Ldog and GG

This is what life's about 

Saturday got up and baked an amazing blueberry cheesecake for neighborhood BBQ that was fun....I had a little too much wine but it could be that my ass has become a light weight.  Sunday was Father's Day and when I asked my husband what he wanted he stated all he wanted to do was couch surf and watch the US Open and whatever red neck car race was on{sorry I don't get the racing thing} so that is what we did we chillaxed and did us.  I found this older pic of my husband and GG when we were in Cabo and this pic tells me time and time again what an amazing father my daughter has and what a beautiful man and husband I am married to. 

GG & daddy in Cabo - Man enough to sport girly headband for his daughter 

Today is going to be catch up day. Bills, blogs, clean up the house, menu planning and getting GG's stuff ready for her preschool debut in July, a pile of laundry and a chance for GG to sleep in and take it easy.

Have a great Monday everyone!

Yo we are classy.....

ova here. As most of you know by reading this shit blog is that I am totally fascinated with the people that allow themselves to be filmed 24/7 for the twisted world of reality TV. Some of the shows have become quite hysterical. I have now taken my husband hostage on this total sick ride that is called my addiction to the reality TV.  He sometimes cannot believe some of the stuff that gets said. I mean you know your being filmed so can we at least try and control ourselves or think before we speak? Our favorite so far has been the countless times some of these folks on RTV need to state that they are

• classy
• we're classy ova here 
• like to keep it classy 
• I am too classy for ______
• I have to much you guessed it class

Now usually the peeps who are stating how classy they are...ain't...These are the first ones to be rolling around the floor getting their beat on as soon as the cameras start to roll. I especially LOVE the gals who state

"You know we like to keep it classy here." and in the next breath they drop about 30 f bombs and call everyone in their family big SOB's. Yeah real classy. I mean I understand the f bomb thing I am notorious f bomb dropper but I however never claimed to be classy.  I was a big fan of the original Mob Wives - I however checked out MW Chicago and holy shit people the dude who worked the beep machine must have been exhausted after that first episode. I mean it was like this 

"beeep....beeep...beeep....beeep....rat....mother effer....beeep beeep. I mean the whole episode..... I had to get up and change the channel....It was too much for me......for me...it was too much!

Repeat offenders of how many times these two chicks and their crew say how classy they are is ridic. I mean after the first season and the whole christening throw down everyone in this group still think they are still classy.....

Why do people feel the need to tell people they are classy???? Isn't classy not too tell people you are classy? Just a thought. 

Lately I feel like....

I am living in the movie Demolition Man......everyday that I am here on this god green earth some of the shit that s in the movie  is actually happening  - life imitating art/movie or whatever the saying is this shit is actually happening.  I have been obsessed with Demolition Man since I first saw the movie in 93. What is their not to love - action, a very young Sandra Bullock/Benjamin Bratt and at best B movie acting from Mr. Sly Stallone/Snipes and the amazing comic sarcasm of Dennis Leary. Why in holy hell am I bringing this up this lovely Tuesday morning?  Because as I was getting myself ready to get out of bed and do what I do before I head to the gym on the news came up that in Middleborough Massachusetts the law passed that your happy ass will be fined if you cuss - 20.00 smackaRoos.  As soon as I heard that all that comes to me is the scene in DM were Sly Stallone has just heard this and is having fun with the machine that issues the demerits/tickets. WOW we are not far off people. Are we f8ckin serious here or is this make believe?  Cops are going to have the time to keep up with this shit?  All I know is my ass would be in jail...like all the time. Most of the futuristic  stuff we though would never ever see are here. Soon we are all going to wandering around in kimono style drab colors and eating at the fine dining establishment of Taco Hell. God help us.

Little side note and I am not proud and I am sad because I know she got this from me...GG dropped her first F bomb the other day. I know...I know....*head hanging low*  she did it because her Ipad was not working and boom she said the f word. I SUCK and I am now really, really trying hard not to cuss anymore. Wish me luck!

True Hotness......

Last night was the one night were I do not fall asleep early, I do not move from the TV and do not respond to my husband because from 9-10 is True Hotness time. True Blood is finally BACK.... it seemed like forever but it is back.....My husband watches it with me but he is not into it as much as I am because I have always been into reading/watching/fascination with the vampire{NOT the Twilight vampires pfft weenies}. Some peeps are into Casper the friendly ghost I am into vampires to each it's own!  The show is well written funny, campy and just plain bad ass....and ok ok it is not to bad on the eyes....... man wise...I mean come on man hubman and I have started playing the how long will it be before one of the male main characters is without a shirt game while watching. I think the wardrobe for the male cast must read something like this:

• White{wet and or dripping with sweat depending on scene} tank top/T shirt/no shirt 
• Really really tight jeans or leather pants {double swoon on the leather pants}
• Leather jackets
• Butt ass naked  

I can say that these dudes probably have to watch every morsel they eat and must work out like beasts too look this way- Carbs not happening during filming season even my husband agrees that the male cast on this show is just prime meat eye candy TV for the ladies...They definitely know who they are aiming for! I mean one of the cast members Jason Stackhouse spends more time handcuffed and without clothes than any other character I have ever seen on the tube we just call him shirtless Stackhouse in this house. I mean really ladies can you argue with cold hard plain facts look at the lovelies below. And if the below was not outstanding enough they add Christopher Meloni from th/e old Law & Order SUV. Alcide and Eric have been my favorites from the beginning. Alcide  because I mean really must I explain. Eric because he's evil {again} or  looks like what my image of what a vampire would be if ya know....... they existed....Stupid I know but oh well it's me. I will leave you with some images of the beef cake for your Monday viewing pleasure.

The ultimate 

Oh my - My favorite Alcide

Chris Meloni 

WTF Fridayaroo......

Hello honey’s and bunny’s and welcome again to another fun and twisted  of WTF Friday. I missed t last week because if you kept up with my blog posts you know that my little GG had a hard time keeping the peace in her sleep. I have had some issues with her getting up last week and I really think this seems to happen around the same time the full moon happens. Strange but it’s seems to be true…should I start to worry if she starts looking like a little hairy monster I mean the girl is half Italian so I know that she will not be able to escape the hairy gene.  It is been a pretty hectic ass month already and it shows no signs of slowing down.  GG will be dong her preschool orientation soon so the prep of that has kept us pretty busy. Besides a few bumps in the road which we call life this month has been pretty productive. So let’s kick it up a notch with the nasty the weird and the plain WTF’s…..

• Dean Snyder from Twisted Sister  - What the hell -  Have you sunk so low that your dping Stanley Steamer Carpet Commericals? What the hell is going on y'all? And whyTf*ck am I using the word y'all?

• Today I was looking for some bras on line - I know a little TMI but I swear so worth it. So I am trolling away and I crashed head first into this...This bra is actually called...OK OK wait a minute...it is called the shock absorber sports bra...What....OMG I know it's totally juvenile but this cracked me the hell up. Can you imagine trying to work out with these things. Holy spitballs. 

• I fear for the edumacation of this country when a contestant on Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares actually said out loud that she could not go to Catalina because she forgot her passport? Duh.....ehm....what? Yeah and Costa Rica is in Mexico.....Right Alexis?

• Octomom backs out of full on nudie stripping because employees talk trash are you shocked? Nope and who the hell would want to pay too see those goodies? Ok don't answer that. 

• Can someone please tell me wtf is wrong with adults who becomes parents? I get that sometimes brain cells don't communicate with each other because of lack of sleep adult conversation ect.... but to strap your gas can to the car seat but DOES not strap in her baby?  The mom is now stating that her 2 year old unbuckled himself and the gas can magically strapped itself in the car seat.Yeah okaaay....You know what my thoughts are 

• Hellllo Real Housewives of OC...Can you please tell me where the hell you got some of your clothes{except Heather she knows how to dress}. Between the teased hair the STUPID bows/hats, the 8 pounds of make up {I have been to CR the humidity will kill you how the hell do you wear that much make up} the tacky ass swimsuits and dresses I had to look away a few times. Someone please get these "ladies" a stylist. Check out some of the ladies on RHONY they know how it's done. 

• My Big Redneck Vacation - England have you seen this car wreck of a show? Good please don't - This is what they send over to represent America....Great another reason for the English to hate us

• Another "Zombie" attack in the lovely state of Louisiana - this is hilarious because all these attacks are bath salt infused the new homemade drug of the super elite. What cracks me up is you know there are people who are currently living in the deep dark woods with weapons and stock piling food who actually think these people are zombies. People need to stop sniffing glue, bath salts whatever. What the hell is going on? God I love this country....

Happy Friday Peeps........