Friday people. Yeah I know I have been one big fat slacker with this weekly post but ya know what sometimes shit happens and you gotta do what you gotta do ...you know what I mean......I have had very little sleep in the last two days because of some major road construction going on near the highway we are not close to the highway but because we live up in the hill it echos like a mother and the bitches have been doing construction from midnight to five in the am. I would probably hear it less if I closed our windows but because we have had some bitch hot weather this week if we do not open the windows my dogs would shank me with their paws. I will try to do this weekly but with the friggin holidays I might not be very good at keeping the pace or it could be a great time because their is nothing like turkey day and Xmas to bring out the bitch in me. So here it goes short and sweet.....
- One finger salute to the workers that are taking theirs sweet time with the construction of the highway. Now I know I should not be mean to them their only doing their job but you know what the semi back up beeep...beeeppp.beeepppp through the night can really grate your nerves. WTF it 3 o'clock in the morning what cars are around that you need to use that annoying back up beep.
- WTF do people who send scam emails stating that they got their asses robbed in some country and to send them 1,500 in order to get home actually work? Because I don't f*cking believe people fall for that shit!
- Capitalism at it's best you go to a pumpkin farm - my second one this week*so over pumpkins* - and your there to buy overpriced pumpkins you think the bitches running the place would give the kiddos a free ride on the damn bouncy slide/house...but NOOOOOOO 6.00 for a slide and 5.00 for jumpy castle and then they had the guts to put a 15 minute time limit for those prices my kid is going to bounce until she throws up her lunch!
- Strange but true......Dildo removed from man's intestine and shit like this always seems to happen in Japan and or China. I am just reporting the facts here people. Man said to have done this for more sexual pleasure with his wife....the subject matter was 9 inches long and 3 inches wide and all I can say is WTF and ouch. Enough said on this lovely piece of news.
- WTF is this continues I am going to start stock piling food for the zombie attack. Hackers in Utah did this to road signs. Hey we had a huge ass meteorite hit California last night who knows wtf came down with it. Maybe this whole world ending in December maybe I should go on a little shopping spree...Thank God I watched Zombieland so I know exactly what to do during the "invasion".
3 comments:
Yes to all!
WTF is with all the damn road work?! We don't have right by our house {thank goodness cause that would annoying as hell} but I can't drive anywhere around town without running into orange cones and signs with lanes closed. And yes I am so over this HOT weather too. We had to run our air like all week long late in the day and evening. Our SMUD bill is out of control!!!
I haven't watched the NJ housewives in forever. I think the last one I saw was when they went to Napa. I need to catch up.
And yes WTF to the lady who got kicked off the bus. She was taking her kids to the doctor who had diarrhea and ended up having the flu or something.
Hahaha yes take down those scary decorations and replace them with happy smiling witches lol
Eeeew to the man on the news, god I bet he loved that the report was sent across the globe hahahaha
I have had a beeping truck in my ear for over a week now and no-one else seems bothered by it lol except moi
And I totally agree, Sienna who? lol
And yes, disgraceful that that poor woman with the smelly diaper on her child was kicked off the bus...mmmm more patience and tolerance wouldn't go astray people!!!!
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