The coldest winter.....Is the summer

Ciao Ciao Ciao we are here on another awesome Saturday and I need to hit the floor running. The weather outside is super depressing because we are getting swallowed by annoying I hate more than anything fog. I have lived in the Bay Area my whole life but I have always HATED the fog. Once in awhile it is nice but during July starting from July 4th it is nothing but depressing ass white shit everywhere. You got to be and it's there you wake up in the morning and the bitch is still there.  It is sad because we had such an amazing May and June weather wise. I can't wait for September and October when we get are kick ass Indian Summer. I try not to let the weather affect me but as a woman it is hard to do and I don't think my husband understands when I look outside and it just pisses me off. That is why we spend most of July and August up North in the Napa Valley. We live about 40 minutes from there and I am telling you every time I go up there the more I want to live there and for some reason in my gut I have a feeling we might just be up there in the future.

We are going to be in Calistoga in August at our favorite resort for some RR,  spa and some Michelin star rated food. In September we rented this big ol house and the whole gang will be up there dad, bro, the kiddies and hopefully if she can make it my MIL. Besides those special events we are trying to hit the Napa area every other weekend because I know that in 30 minutes I will leave the dreary fog behind. Today we are headed to Petaluma for some fun and a little bit of sun before we drive back in order to get Ms.GG to two birthday parties. My little one has definitely got a full ass social calender already.  Next weekend we are going to hit this place in Sonoma called Train Town with some friends.Hey I will deal with some boy trains in order to be up north around vineyards and spectacular restaurants and people. I am also waiting for this fog to lift so we can have our annual BBQ with ol time friends and the family. That event is always a hoot because it is no hold bar fun. Their is no BS, their is no pretending and it is ALL 100% fun!!!!

Hope you all have a great and relaxing Saturday..............

WTF Friday...Special

edition...OK..here it is Friday and it appears that I don't have munch to say...You..mean...little ol me has nothing to say...Damn skippy you know why because last night I did this to my arm and this morning all thought and ideas were removed from my brain cuz of the pain. How did my clutz ass do this?  I thought it would be super fun to carry two scalding cups of tea and other shit under my arms. One of the dogs cut me off {always a traffic jam at my house}  and in order to avoid the damn dog my arm met the scalding hot tea instead.  It friggin hurt like hell and I am still in pain this morning. Thank God for aloe. 

Awesome right!?! So much worse this morning 

On a nother' note.......My eyes...my eyes.... I have been blinded by some of the ugliest clothing selections made by Mr. Bieber.  MY GAWD...does this little boy not have a stylist? If not please someone get him on STAT because he needs some 911 help...Hello Selena could you please do something? It's bad enough that we have to be subjected to his "music" but now we have to be hit by his bad fashion sense. I mean this is really sad so I decided to post some WTF pics of Bieber and his shitty clothes.

We were first subjected to this weird ass haircut
this is basically the bowl haircut with layers. 

All I can say is Jesus - WTF is this mess and Bieber can you
pleassse stop touching your crotch you are not Tupac

Nope..not an ounce of sexy in this little man at all 

Man how old are you? This s something my grandfather
would have worn in the morning to go outside and get his paper  or hunt
No actually my grandfather had better taste

Xmas has come early......really wtf 

I am off to soak my arm in more aloe..............Happy Friday!

Dear Kristen......

Stewart I am going to make this brief and too the point. I am so sick of your whining and your expressionless face. You suck as an actress and you suck as a person. I watched one Twilight Movie and almost had to poke out my own eyeballs you were so bad...those are two hours wasted that I will never get back. 
I am sick of hearing you bitch about your job and being a "star" you know what...... if you don't like what you do or what Hollywood stands for then get the f8ck out.  Wahhhh I get to get paid millions of dollars for being a below average actress, Wahhhhh I get free clothes/hair/whatever handed to me just because I am who I am. I travel the world on someone else dime and the you have the nerve to bitch that you just don't like it. Their are thousand and one females that would love to be in your place,  truly talented actresses that will never get to experience your stardom. Get a friggin clue or STFU you depressing ass simple person. 
You have said many stupid things to the press but this one really got me blood boiling this morning{as you can tell}. 
 "I can't wait for something crazy to f*cking happen to me." I want someone to f*ck me over."
Well I can say this little Ms. Thing  that if you had made out and slobbered all over my husband in full view  you bet your ASS you would get f8cked over with my fist to your jaw. I know it takes two to tango and your douche bag director is just to blame. Hello.......41 years old pervert remember this you have a daughter would you want a 41 year adult man sniffing around your 22 year old daughter.....Think about you you prick. Did you stop to think about his wife, kids and how about you Ms. Kristin did you stop to think about your man the love of your life RP? Nope...No didn't think so.  Kristin issued the standard Hollywood apology on Wed. I am waiting to see how this one plays out. 


Can wifey say half?!? 

Jesus Jugs.....

OK I love this country more than I can ever express.  However what also drives me batty about this country and some of the people is the court crazed society we live in. I was on CNN's page yesterday and lo and behold something about RHOOC caught my eye. Yes I am a total reality show whore and not going to be making apologies for it. After watching Yo Gabba Gabba and that annoying Dora for most of the day and I need a break from reality and of course that would be with good ol' "reality tv".

Alexis Bellino and her chin fantastic husband I believe his name is Jim are thinking about suing Tamra Barney for calling Alexis Jesus Jugs on the reunion show last week and it. was. HILARIOUS!  I am not a fan of Tamra but dang girl you hit that one right on the money. I dislike people who hide behind the religious curtain but you know well enough that some of these people are worse sinners than your average Joe. Let's not forget I was raised Roman Catholic and I am still trying to find my way back because of some the double standard BS I witnessed in the Catholic establishment. I believe that their is a higher being I do not personally believe that I need to go into a man made building in order to show my spirituality and my belief. I could just as well pray on a rock by the ocean and that higher being would love me just the same. Just because I do not go to church every Sunday does not make me a less of a believer and a good person.

 Maybe the Jesus Jugs shot out was not the most classy thing that could have been said however let's get serious now this is a friggin classless reality show if anyone expected any different than you are watching the wrong network. And are you actually going to waste the courts time with something so frivolous. You know what Alexis you chose to put your life and self out there in TV land. You allow millions of people in your life via "reality tv" every week once you cross than reality show line it's game on. Honey develop a thicker skin or just get off the tube but you suing just makes you look desperate and stupid. Stop bringing Jesus and Christianity into everything.  

The Checklist...........

I will probably receive some type of slack or ta ta on this post but you know what it is what it is and it is just me......Sometimes I think there are reasons there are so many single women out in dating land. Yeppp...Mmmm...Yep I went there. Why do I say this because some of the bitches are just plain crazy.  I get the I don't want to settle...... but damn a 150 must have list and you are wondering WHY you have not met anyone yet?  Mmmmm let's see..... besides what I personally think is a RIDICULOUS must have man checklist you are doing this in a f*ckin princess tiara {don't even get me started on this} while telling us a man is lucky to have you in his life? Sorry sweets your over 40, wearing a crown on your friggin head with a list of must haves with an attitude - you are not sending out the most stable vibes to dating land.  I love that the list for the male must meet all these requirements but oh no her list is full of do not's. I don't do laundry, I don't do dishes, I don't cook, I don't do kids, I don't do cleaning and so on and so on and so on. No one is perfect and if you set yourself thinking their is one perfect man out there then good luck because you will be waiting awhile. Why does that just seem not OK?  Or am I the crazy one?  I guess it easy for me to say I am married but you know what peeps I had to kiss allot of frogs to get to my awesome husband and I did this all without a list. I took a chance, took it easy, NEVER pressured marriage and did my thing and I got so damn lucky it is not even funny. I have a man who loves, respects and treats me as an equal. 

I see it everyday......women who have these super high expectations and this I must snag this unreachable visual of what their prince charming needs to be.  He needs to be this tall,  he needs to wear this type of jean, he needs to make this much a year blah blah blah blah...are you friggin serious?  The list is annoying to a female to listen too can you imagine the guy that needs to meet these expectations and got a hold of the "list".   Why don't you relax and maybe it will happen naturally - how about that? It drives me completely crazy to know that their are some women out there are missing out on some really awesome guys because they don't meet the criteria of some made up list which was probably written out when the woman was 18 years old.  Yes take your time picking out your one true but please toss the list and stop being so damn picky and maybe it will work out.