WTF Friday......

Ciao my lovely ladies and gents hope you have had an awesome week and looking forward to the weekend coming up.....I know I am....This week as usual as been super packed and busy which I love. I have started to organize, streamline and get rid of junk that we no longer need.  GG is getting pretty social quick and I have so many birthdays coming up it is not even funny. I am feeling some pain right now the day before yesterday I took my work out a little to far and since my tired ol body is in the cruising 40's and not the snap back 20's I am feeling it like a MoFo. I felt like I twisted something in my lower back and like a dumb ass I kept on going.  Today I am walking like the hunchback of Notre Dame we are taking it easy so I can get back into the gym on Saturday. 

• The other day I watched a woman {in the gym mirror} work out the full 45 minutes with her sunglasses on..WTF is that? Or this another one that happens in my area allot who the hell comes to work out and carries this $5,000 plus handbag with them to the gym?  I am good with being a label whore if you can afford it go for it.......but damn leave the Hermes bag at home when going into an area where all you do is sweat. 

• When I hear this it drives me insane.."I wanted to have a baby young in order to get it over with." A baby is a miracle not some shake and bake quick option to check of  your to do list. Think about what you say before you say it. This just makes you sound simple. 

• People are always and I means ALWAYS late....and the topper they never apologize for being late or think they have done nothing wrong. Assholes!
• Fake people who don't keep it real and feel the need to haze us over with everything is always perfect, awesome and S-U-P-E-R! 
• So it took me some time but I finally found a work out jacket that fit around my tits{when fully zipped up} and mine are not that big. HELLO work out clothes manufacturers please make work out jackets for girls who have a bigger boob area. I don't know if you think only super skinny people work out but we tall not uber skinny bitches do to. 

• Peeps time to get off Ashton Kutchers ass...Yes what he did was wrong however it takes two to tango and based on many reports Demi is not very stable woman and very insecure. Imagine having to be around that all the time. All 3 of her daughters just had a restraining order placed against their mother so their is def. a whole lotta shit we don't know...if that's possible. I am glad he is with Mila she seems allot more laid back. 

• WTF man you can get an app for anything...I just downloaded one {TMI here} that keeps track of the my aunt flo's visits. How holy awesome it that!?!
• Their is something wrong with me when I flip out because the toilet paper is under and not over{which to me is the right way}.

• Unless you are a real life crowned princess no adult woman should EVER sport a tiara. Sorry but you just look like an idiot!

• Is it just me or does my new Buddha painting above my bed looks like it's flipping me off....Mmmm so much for spiritual enlightenment. 

Happy Friday....

Ouch........

crack....snap....pop...ouch...hurt.....in pain....yep I am hurting today so this is going to be a short and sweet. I stepped it up a notch and then some working out today and I am feeling it bad.  I cannot feel my forearms, back and chest....In pain......hopefully I will feel better in the am. But as my hubman likes to say if you don't hurt that means your not working out hard enough. It literally is hurting me to type right now. What the f*ck!

I have a date with a very hot shower and cold ice pack this evening.......

Inked.......

This morning as I was going through the usual routine of getting my tea on which is my favorite part of the beginning of the day. I sit down and like the celeb crack whore I am I check TMZ and US Weekly *Yes I am that bad*. Go to FB to see what else is going on and see some kind of article on Niki Taylor - now for all you young folk Niki Taylor was one of the better known supermodel of the late 80's and early 90's discovered at age 13 cover of Vogue at 15 which is unbelievable.   Anyway their was a story that she is now going through the VERY painful process of removing some of her any tattoos including a very large one on her forearm.   Which I would assume for a model is probably keeping her from booking jobs.  It seems like everyone has a tattoo today and I do mean everyone when soccer moms are getting inked it kind of loses it's "badassness" if you know what I mean. And don't come down on my ass I have heard this from more than one person and it is just the way it it. For f*ck sake I saw a 45 year old mother the other day with a friggin pierced belly button{bleck}. 


What I don't understand is when you go in and get a tattoo do people really think about where and what they will put on their bodies? Based on some of the crap I have seen on peoples bodies that would be a big fat NO. I mean your body is not an etch a ketch once the ink hits the skin it is done, permanent, forever on your body for life that is it unless you go through the unbelievably and I mean unbelievable pain of tattoo removal. I know this...... why....... because I have seen grown ass tough as nails bad ass motorcycle riding dudes lose their shit when they get the laser removal of a tattoo. I heard it described by women as worse than L-A-B-O-R.  I have seen female friends of mine get their "I am so in love with *insert name here*  we will be together forever tattoo cry when getting their skin cut out to remove the name of whatever dude they were with at the moment. When getting a tattoo/many tattoos a person needs to THINK before getting them done. Once you have decided clearly and not picked one of the wall -{and not a drunken girls/boys night out} and YES I have seen tattoos go down when someone has been inebriated.  When you are ready to go for it do it but really think about it!

I have three fairly nice size ones 2 placed in areas where it is not totally full on visible unless I am wearing something pretty backless and another where only my husbands gets to see. No tramp stamp ever.
I did this because I knew in the career I was in it would probably looked down upon.  I got two done when I was 18/19 and the other when I believe I was 25 a long ass time ago and they still look pretty good.  I  am currently researching designs I am going to be getting another one here soon for my baby GG combined with one to honor my mother on the lower base of my neck and down my spin again a place where if I have on a full on blouse no one will be able to see it if I decide to go back to the corporate world. I believe FOR ME when you get a tattoo done it becomes part of you, your being and your personality.  It's part of who you are. I don't know maybe I sound weird but that's what I think. A tattoo celebrates a part of your life and for me the ones that I have/will get will always remain on my body.  I am 42 and I highly doubt that will change for me. 


Peace 

WTF Friday People........

Yep trying to get back on track with WTF Friday. Like I said y'all{salute to my friend TG} it has been balls busy and trying to get my 411 Friday weekly post gets a little lost in the chaos...Like I said before I thought I would have all this free time once GG started preschool and that {so far} has not happened. I am just trying to get in the "groove" once that happens I will be ready to continue on the taking care of me part of life. So far so good I have been working out everyday and I feel good I also started taking a good amount of liquid vitamins and sometimes I feel more like a chemist than a SAHB but I found this little vitamin place that has everything I need to keep the old motor ticking.  Nothing like feeling nausea's until my stomach gets used to all the new vitamin hits it is taking. Hope all you babes and studs have an awesome Friday. 

• Can someone please explain to me the fascination of rednecks rolling around in mud? This seems to be a big thing right now or has it always been a big thing and  am just now seeing it? I heard that their is a "resort" opening called the Redneck Resort Mud Park - Fo reals WTF really????

• Hikers I get the appeal and the adventure of hiking but could you please bring a partner when you decide to hike deep in part of the woods you have never been to. There is allot of miles of green trees out there. And they all kind of look alike....Heeellllloooooooo

• WTF if you have to shop based on the shitty coupons on some sites all you would be eating is processed crappy food. Where are the coupons fro fresh fruit and veggies?  I swear some of them are completely useless unless you have a habit of hording toilet paper and cleaning supplies.
• Tevas do I need to say more...God such an ugly thing - sorry but these things are not shoes they are a piece of ugly plastic with Velcro straps

• Anyone watch RHOOC and can someone tell me what the f*ck was up with Tamara's big hair and Gretchen's crayola face? These women are NOT aging  gracefully...sorry ladies but you looked about 10 years older both of you. And did you catch when Jesus Jugs called Tamara old...CLASSIC!

• Leave it up to TLC's Strange Sex - OK gross alert - man breastfeeds from his wife's boobies in order to control his erectile dysfunction problem. Loser says what? The man drinks "straight from the source". I mean how friggin more weird can you get. AND for some of you tree huggers out there YES it's weird. 

• You would think that with all the modern tech shit they would figure out a way not to keep sticking these  annoying little slips of paper in the damn magazines. As I was working out this morning about 5 of them popped out of my Cosmo.....Jesus!

• STUPID people.. has their been an explosion of this lately? The stupid epidemic is spreading....Hide because you to will be scratching your head with some of the stupid shit people have been doing lately. Examples: I saw a person almost drive into a bush on the side of the freeway because her dumb ass was on texting. 
• Holy shit it looks like the Kardasfuc*ks ride might be slowing down-heard that the clan might be lucky to get 20,000 or 30,000 for new baby girls pics.  Poor Penelope it sucks that you were born during the release of Katie from planet ship Tom Cruise. 

• Oh Cat you bad bad girl!   WTF were you thinking driving after having some booze...not cool but I got to tell you you look mighty fine in your mug shot. I mean really is she just not WTF amazing looking?

• I am so pissed and really Hollywood can you please try and come up with some actual new ideas for movies one of my ALL time favs is now a remake Total Recall. As much as I love me some Collin  this one should have never been messed with!

• Just because it would not be a slap the forehead WTF Friday without a super brilliant what not from Ms. Teresa Guidice from RHONJ I leave you with this one "The sun's not so good for you, with the ozone layer and everything." No SHIT Sherlock.....

And just because I wanted too....Happy Friday 

Peace...........

Weirdness.......

Fashionista headed to school 

For the first time in 2 plus years my happy ass went grocery shopping without GG and let me tell you even though it was weird and kinda felt like I was missing my right arm I got through the store 45 minutes quicker  than usual.  I actually saved money because I got to use the coupons I clipped PLUS I didn't just grab whatever was on the shelf in order to get out of the store as quickly as possible before GG decides she no longer wants to sit in the cart and anyone with a toddler knows exactly what I mean.  I am a very detailed grocery shopper as you can tell from the below pic. I compile my menu list the week before and get everything super organized per isle. Yes I am a big old weirdo and I am good with that. 

GG is loving preschool girl cannot wait to get their in the mornings. She is only going 3 days a week mid morning but so far she is kicking ass and taking names. The only issue we were having is she is not eating her lunch but yesterday I was told she made did it so we are good. You know what I thought I would have all this super free time once GG started part time preschool {literally have a list of projects  wanna do} but in fact it really is not the case. I try and work out every morning and when I am done with that between the errands, walking dogs, washing laundry and all the other crap that comes along with being a SAHB {stay at home bitch}it is time for me to get back in the car and pick the little one up. I did get one project completed yesterday and that was to finally get rid of the BUTT ugly blue El Torrito restaurant tile the previous owner placed in our master bedroom bay window seat I have an awesome view but I never sit there because the tile made me want to puke...like really WTF were they thinking. It has been an eye sore since we moved in I just hid it really well with decorative pillows. Busted out the tiles {felt so good} then we covered with a sheet of plywood, sanded the f*cker and painted it a nice white. I am having the huge window pillow reupholstered and then we are good to go. I mean really check out the fugly tile.

So much better the tiles hideous 

 Next week I am about to get rid of some outside gross ass rocks in the back of the house we don't have a backyard {hello city living} but I do have miles of trees behind our house. We have this small patch of  rocky area in the back that I can fence in and add some fake nice grass to it so when my daughter is on her playroom she can open up the back door and have an extra deck/yard area to her playroom. I also want to plant some flowers in the back to brighten int up. Yep I am turning into a regular Stepford wife um um.