16 reason why.....

I am once again to old for this shit! As the summer season bring longer days, nicer weather, many get together's, parties and BBQ's which MeAnS too many adult beverages present that have wormed their way into my body in the last month...Damn you Pinot Grigio.  Yesterday we met up with the old gang for our old hood in the city where we used to party like rock stars and WE really partied like rock stars...We traveled in limos, we never waited in line at shows/clubs, we knew many bouncers/bartenders/owner of restaurants through this whole awesome gem of a city. So yesterday we all got together for brunch and day drunk activities.  It was a good ass time but once again I felt a little like donkey vomit on Sunday and a little worn out and old today. I have yet to learn the lesson that I am not in the age range of  26 - 36 anymore and drinking even in limited quantities makes me feel like shit.  But you know what with all our busy lives we don't get together all that munch anymore {it took us 3 months} to get all our schedules in sync for this day...We did it so we were going to have some fun and as anyone out there with children know you don't get out very often so when you do you do it right.  We had a really good time,  it was awesome to see everyone and to reconnect with people who were there when you needed a shoulder to cry on and going through some tough times. These are the friends that held on and you saw clearly once all the other BS/partying  fog cleared up. Tuesday I start my 30 day cleanse so this was my buh buh to vino{again} for a month...I will be doing it in month to month increments so not to set myself up for failure if I have a glass of wine here and there after the month is up. 


So yesterday as I was playing with GG in her play room and taking all batteries out of the musical toys I came up with this list of 15 reason why I am getting to old for this shit.

• Woke up this morning looked in the mirror and almost screamed I looked that scary I did not bother to look in the mirror on Sunday
• The worst acid reflex EVER 
• Woke up with the worst headache even after I hydrated and took an aspirin the night before 
• It will take me 3 days to feel "normal" again 
• Dead skunk has died and now lives in my mouth
• My lungs feel like crap... because YES I toked some cigs...don't wanna hear it,  I f8cked up and I own it. 
• Every part of my body is cracking and crunching because my dumb ass wore 5 inch awesome wedgies to pub crawl
• Zero patience when it comes to waiting for young folk to make their decision on what fruity drink they are ordering in a dive bar...really this is not the Bahamas no blender drinks allowed
• Friend ended up with chip bowl in her purse and she has no idea how it got there
• The roller coaster hang over ride...one minute we are good the next minute not so much 
• The 7 layers of guilt trip I put through myself because I had a few cigs, the crap I ate, how much wine I drank and because I did not work out.
• Toddler
• Gross I know TMI but I live in the bathroom because of all the crap I ate the day after, my body is not used to it
• Caring to much on how the drunk pictures look because god forbid you look like shit when they are posted on FB
• The smell of someone having a shot of tequila near you{hubby} is enough to make you want to hurl 
• Just friggin feeling T-I-R-E-D 

Today I will be catching up on paper work, getting the menu/organizing the rest of the week and hanging out with GG. Having some work done to the house so their will be some hammering here in about an hour...yeah....Have a happy Monday!

WTF Friday...

well it has been a couple weeks since my last WTF Friday and for that I am sorry but I am going back and forth if I want to continue this lovely weekly or lately bi weekly thingy. I am getting some good feed back but not enough to keep this going every week.  So what do you think keep or let it go? 

• WTF is up with these new daisy dukes now I am not bashing my fellow chica's that can rock them however when you spend most of your time picking your ass because your "shorts" have now become denim underwear the damn things are too  short. BTW some of the people wearing this awful trend should not be wearing it get my drift. 

• And while we are on the subject...Lycra is a privilege NOT a right. Can you tell that I attended  a local fair this past weekend. Some of the shit that people leave the house in scares the crap out of me. Just because it is hot does not mean I want to see all your goodies and no offense their are some people that need to keep their goodies on the totally clothed. People...mirrors please. 
• OK I think I am blessed with the damn I am one clumsy ass bitch gene.  For the 3rd week in a row I have dropped something in the grocery store parking lot...the item of choice this week whole six pack of diet Snapple....DAMN last week it was a gallon of milk
• Welcome back Katie we have missed you so glad that the mother ship finally dropped you off...no Armani and Hermes is worth not living your own life and thinking with your own brain. WTF took you so long?

• WTF people can you please leave poor Jessica Simpson the f8ck alone. The poor woman just had a damn baby....and who says that you need to lose the baby weight right away. Not all women are like that freak Victoria Beckham and Bethany Frankel. It takes time to lose the damn baby weight. She is doing the most important thing and that s bonding and taking care of her baby. Get off her damn back you vultures. 

• Duhhhhh their goes my last remaining brain cells for the week -  Teresa from RHONJ {shocker}. "I don't know if Jacqueline is crazy if Jacqueline is psycho. She is like Heckyll and Jyde." Help me .....*banging head on table*

Ahhhh duhhhhh

• OK I am now convinced that some mommies have gone completely insane who the hell does shit like this.  Mom is AZ accused of giving her 2 year beer in a sippy cup.....ThAnKs MoM you are so cooool. 

• I would love to know where the f8ck these people get money for this much plastic surgery. I mean this  has become such a phenomena everyone seems to be getting something done. What amazes me is that some of these folks do not have enough money to pay their bills yet they have money for boobs. Unreal.  Boobies

TaDa mother of the year.....

• Yo why is it when I am always in a super rush my ass gets every single damn red light. 
• WTF people it is called D-E-O-D-E-R-A-N-T get it....this is for the patchouli oil wearing hippy in front of me who smelled like a dirty onion it was awful....dude they make organic non toxic deodorant try it or hey  about you take a damn shower. 

WTF is wrong

with me. I have been busy not just a little busy but over the top losing my mind running around all over the f*ckin place busy. So I have been lagging on WTF Friday. I have not had 2 minutes to sit down and go through my list and for that I am sorry. I am currently working on it but it might not happen to later this evening because I am once again getting shit ready to bounce out the door.

I have a bunch of fun shit but I have not had the time to get it all down.

Happy 4th of

July everyone. Blessed to be living in such a great country! Everyone out there be safe and have a friggin good time!

Have we have become.....

a society scared of disciplining our children? I ask that very question today because I saw something in a store that kind of disturbed me. Yesterday as I was getting my grocery shop on I saw a 5 year old little boy reach out and slap his mom dead center in the face. Now this was not I am excited mom and your little one might make contact with your face because they are jumping up and down on your lap. This was a full on back slap right in the ol' kisser. Mom did not seem shocked in the least which makes me believe that this was not the first time little Timmy has made contact with moms face. Judging by the look on his face{no remorse} little Timmy did not give a shit{he stuck his tongue out at his mom after the slap}. A few people were staring and I felt bad for the mom because I have been there. My little one has never hauled off and slapped me but I have had to leave a couple of restaurants cuz I could see a major melt down coming our way.  I would rather make a quick exit than have to sit there and explain why I discipline MY child the way I do. I really do not feel like dealing with the judgement because with my lovely patience level things would come out of my mouth that would be not so nice. I do not need tisk tisk from from people around me. BTW these are usually the same people who bitch you and your kids out when they are not behaving just so in public. 

It was nothing really scary but it was enough to make me wonder -  have so many people stuck their big noses in how we raise our children that we can no longer properly discipline our little ones in turn making them the little monsters that we sometimes see running a muck in our local malls? I see no more respect for parents at all. Some of these kids are completely out of control. I have seen mothers slapped,  bitched/cussed out and just plain being disrespected. I grew up Italian style and shit like that just did not fly in our house. I remember that when we went out to dinner we behaved and if we chose not to behave after receiving the raised eye brow warning from my dad when we got home their was hell to pay.  Because we respected. Some people like to state that we feared our parents.....and yes we did but we also respected the shit out of them. I see none of that today. Today too many parents want to be "best friends" to their children afraid of not looking cool they give int to whatever the kids want. No boundaries are being set. With no boundaries comes bratiness. 


Time out sometimes works but most of the time when your dealing with an out of control toddler it does not and I don't give a shit how many experts say this is the way to go. Dr. Sears can suck it! Dr. Sears is not in the mommies shoes during a tantrum and Sr. Sears is not there when mommy needs establish some control. Sometime Timmy needs a spanking in the butt in order to get the point across.  I believe in light spanking if all else fails and I am NOT a bad mom.

Am I the only one out there that feels sometimes your dammed if you do and your dammed if you don't?